Jake Ryan!!!

[grumpy101]

" Last night at the dance my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear"

 

[cynsaun]

"This is Farmer Fred."

"Ted"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Farmer Ted."

"I'm not really a farmer, I'm a freshman."

 

[Loubon]

I wouldn’t go in there if I were you. Grandpa Fred was in there for a half an hour. It’s totally polluted.

 

[luvmydogs]

How is it possible that after all these years, I still drool over him? I'm such a gomer!

You're not a gomer!

Jake was hot, sweet, an athlete, rich, he drove a great car, AND he wanted a "serious girlfriend." One "he could love" and who'd "love him back." He didn't even care that he was dating the prom queen!

Sigh...Swoon...The '80's...

 

[cynsaun]

"Jake, you're not going to believe this, but I had this bizarre dream, and you were in it!"

 

[Loubon]

What was he wearing? Well…he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes............Hmmm…no he’s not ********.

 

[cynsaun]

What was he wearing? Well…he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes............Hmmm…no he’s not ********.

 

[Loubon]

Excuse me, but did…um…do you know if I enjoyed it. Am I nuts, of course I enjoyed it. I mean, um, what I meant was, uh…did you?

 

[cynsaun]

Unbelievable! The Donger's here for five hours and he's got someone. I've been here my whole life, and I'm like a disease!

 

[Loubon]

The Donger need food!

 

[cynsaun]

I don't think I can sleep tonight if I don't think our little talk did some good. So... be a sport and lie to me, okay?

 

[Loubon]

I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud. I got the rep in sixth grade, and it like stuck with me. Look, I’d appreciate you not laughing. Okay?

 

[jrydberg]

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

 

[cynsaun]

You know everyone in this family has gone total outer limits.

 

[Loubon]

Cliff: Ted, that’s a Rolls Royce.
Bryce: Ted, that’s the Prom Queen.
Cliff: You got two girls in one night.
Ted: I told you dudes I was hot.
Bryce: Hot? Ted, you’re a legend.

 

[cynsaun]

Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 20 major laws right now.

 

[Microcell]

Howard, we don't need to tell the whole church she got her PERIOD

 

[cynsaun]

Married?

Yeah, mar-eed! SHEESH!

 

[grumpy101]

Sam " Grandparents forgetting a birthday they live for that stuff"


Grandpa Fred " With my arms around you well well if it isn't Sammy Baker Davis Jr"

Sam " Hi Grandpa"

Grandpa Fred "I got one for you knock knock"

Sam " Who's there"

Grandpa Fred " Who"

Sam " Who Who"

Grandpa Fred "Helen we've got an owl out here in the Hall"

Grandma Helen " Oh sam let me look at you Fred she's gotton her ****ies"

Grandpa Fred " I'd better get my magnifine glass"

Grandma Helen " Oh thery are so perkey"

Sam " I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up"

 

[jrydberg]

Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... No, he's not ********.