I've been beeping all over town!

[OrlandoMike]

I'm running errands today and hit Sears first, go to leave and BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Nobody seems to notice, and since I haven't shoplifted I go on my merry way.

Target, same thing BEEP BEEP BEEP.....Security comes over and goes over my receipt and items, everything seems to be in order, so off I go.

Home Depot, this time I beep going INTO the garden department!

Thank God my gal pal was working....


"Honey, do you have anything new on?"

"Sweetie, take a look at me, does it look like anything is new?"

She gets out her magic wand and my rear end starts beeping!

Seems Santa forgot to take out, or deactivate, the anti theft device on my new wallet!

Made for an interisting afternoon that's for sure!

 

[StormTigger]

She gets out her magic wand and my rear end starts beeping!

OOhhh ... There is so many thing I want to say here...

Mom! Uncie Rick!! ::cop: Dad's trying to get us in trouble for being innuendo-y again!!

 

[rosiep]

Mom! Uncie Rick!! ::cop: Dad's trying to get us in trouble for being innuendo-y again!!

You said it!

Dad! You're supposed to set an example for us....
I've had to type and untype a reply at least five times!

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

 

[OrlandoMike]

I can tell you I have no idea what you sick people are talking about!

I mean really, I thought your Mother and I raised you better!

 

[rosiep]

I can tell you I have no idea what you sick people are talking about!

I mean really, I thought your Mother and I raised you better!

Gee..and I thought you raised us so well Musta been all that tv!

 

[ConcKahuna]

And here I thought he was talking about gas...yeah, that's it....

 

[OrlandoMike]

And here I thought he was talking about gas...yeah, that's it....

Well I did have breakfast at the Waffle House......

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

Good heavens! What in the sam hill are you doing eating there!?

 

[OrlandoMike]

Breakfast with a show silly!

I could go to Chef Mickey's and drop $30, or drop $4.99 at waffle house!

Both come with complimentry entertainment!

 

[DVC~OKW~96]

Well, there is always Bob Evans!

Depends on the show, eh?