It's official, we are insane

[Aidensmom]

I will admit, my husband, son, and I are very goofy. However, after a phone conversation we had on earlier today, I think we have seriously crossed the line into insane.

On the way home from work, I called my husband's cell phone:

DH: Hello, Dillards
Me: Hello sir, is Poopsie available
DH: I think he may be with a customer, let me check.

*In the background I hear: "Hey Poopsie, phone for you!" "Who is it?" "How many people call you Poopsie, I think it is your wife."

DS gets on the phone: "Hey Mommy!"



Please tell me there are other families out there as crazy as ours.

 

[flaps]

 

[MAKmom]

When DH callS our house for me the girls yell,

YOUR HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE IS ON THE PHONE

 

[Aidensmom]

When DH callS our house for me the girls yell,

YOUR HUNKA HUNKA BURNING LOVE IS ON THE PHONE

I am pretty sure my husband would be dancing some kind of victory dance if my son said that! That is so cute.

 

[worm761]

i call my boyfriend honeybunches...so every time he calls me at work and one of my employees answers he will come tell me that my (insert some cereal name here) is on the phone.

we think it is hilarious. but then that is one of the milder things we do. we are all a little insane.

 

[Nala2007]

ahaha! you are not alone...we have two sulcata tortoises, so sometimes it's something like this (and YES, this is full of innuendos)

DH: Tortoise Inc, how can I help you
Me: Yes do you do waxing?
DH: Of course, I would love to wax your shell
Me: Great when can I make an appointment?
DH: If you get here now, I'll buff your shell for free



I can't believe I just admitted this!!

 

[Amity 3]

can he get me employee discounts at Dillards?

 

[Aidensmom]

can he get me employee discounts at Dillards?

I wish.

 

[Amity 3]

I wish.

well, that's no fun.

 

[Amity 3]

I wish.

I work with a guy who part-times with us for the benefits. the rest of the time he's a personal shopper at the Saks at Westshore Mall.

and he's driving an SL convertible, not a bad lifestyle.

 

[Aidensmom]

I work with a guy who part-times with us for the benefits. the rest of the time he's a personal shopper at the Saks at Westshore Mall.

and he's driving an SL convertible, not a bad lifestyle.

Shopping would be a fun job, especially if it paid well.

 

[lovetoscrap]

ahaha! you are not alone...we have two sulcata tortoises, so sometimes it's something like this (and YES, this is full of innuendos)

DH: Tortoise Inc, how can I help you
Me: Yes do you do waxing?
DH: Of course, I would love to wax your shell
Me: Great when can I make an appointment?
DH: If you get here now, I'll buff your shell for free



I can't believe I just admitted this!!

Oh TAG FAIRY! Your table is ready, right here! Um, just pick any line!!!

 

[DISUNC]

I will admit, my husband, son, and I are very goofy. However, after a phone conversation we had on earlier today, I think we have seriously crossed the line into insane.

On the way home from work, I called my husband's cell phone:

DH: Hello, Dillards
Me: Hello sir, is Poopsie available
DH: I think he may be with a customer, let me check.

*In the background I hear: "Hey Poopsie, phone for you!" "Who is it?" "How many people call you Poopsie, I think it is your wife."

DS gets on the phone: "Hey Mommy!"



Please tell me there are other families out there as crazy as ours.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!!!!

Just one question......Does your DH work at Dillards?????
If not then this thread is about to take a turn!

never mind I read the above! Good!

 

[Briarmom]

You all have been insane for a long time. I'm glad you're finally realizing it.

My best friend and I often answer the phone at our parents houses 'Risques' which is a local 'adult bookstore' if you know what I mean. Our parents thought we'd grow out of it by age 30....

 

[dreamcometrue]

I started a new job in December. My DH called me for the first time about 2 weeks after I started. He asked for me, and the girl I work with said "May I ask who's calling?" and he said "it's her boyfriend". They knew I was married so it threw her off a little!

 

[Pixie Tales]

When my mother was alive, and she would call us or leave us a message.. She would always start off with.. Hi it's Me, Mom... Like we don't know her voice or something?? How many Mom's do we have ? ???

one day My Dad called my cell phone and I knew it was him ( caller ID )

Me: Yo, Joe's Pizza... what da ya want??
Dad: Hailey?
Me: No it ain't Hailey here.. we're in Florida.. we don't get tat wether round here..
Dad: No, I mean Hailey it's me.. your Father..
Me: (holding in my laughter) Oh, scuse me Father.. I was gonna get to church today but I kinda got stuck and stuff and I couldn't make it in time..
Dad: (grumbles under his breath) how long are we going to play this??
Me: Why you having fun??
Dad: Hailey.. D** It.. you made me forget what I called you for..
(click) Dad hangs up..

 

[Poohnatic]

Beth, your whole family would fit right in at my house.

Kevin the other day asks me to turn on his Tikiman before bed. It's this 2 1/2foot tall Maoi tiki face that I got from spencer's a few years ago. So I turn the thing on and the child climbs out from under the covers and bows to the thing:

"All hail Tikimon, bringer of light to this dark room"




Suzanne