'It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat"

[krcit]

My brother sent me a silly email with some TSA bumper stickers. That was my favorite. Another one was "We handle more packages than the USPS."

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

 

[npmommie]

 

[Wishing on a star]

I would laugh, and post the ROTFL icons....
But, really - have you seen/experienced what they are doing?
NOT FUNNY.

 

[Hoodie]

I saw that one! My favorite was "Can't see London, Can't see France, unless we see your underpants!"

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

I would laugh, and post the ROTFL icons....
But, really - have you seen/experienced what they are doing?
NOT FUNNY.

Yeah, just once, but it didn't bother me.

So I'll keep

 

[Magic Mom]

Did you see the SNL skit on the TSA this week. OMG so funny! I can't link it because of the adult nature, but google SNL TSA enhanced screening pat down video and it will come up.

 

[golfgal]

I got that email too-hysterical.


Let's see if this works:

Hopefully this are clean enough to post here.

 

[kimblebee]

I will start this off by saying I have not been subjected to an enhanced pat down but I have seen the ad nauseum footage of them.

What would you suggest they do instead? If they cut back like everyone wants and then someone DID slip onto a plane with a bomb and detonate it people would be complaining that not enough was done. Either you want to be safe or you want to let everyone on the plane without the proper screening. Make me as safe as possible but don't let it affect me in any way shape or form. It's a no win situation.

 

[KinziePooh]

Love 'em....thanks for sharing. My favorite is "If we did our job any better we'd have to buy dinner first"

 

[Pigeon]

Those are hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

 

[FINFAN]

someone posted a while back that for those who are unhappy with the screening proceedures, lobby for the airlines to have 2 flights...one plane for passengers who do not go thru any security and one for those that do. Take your pick.

 

[beaucoup]

 

[DisneyMissy318]

My DD and I were goofing around the kitchen yesterday - arms flying around - generally having a good time - she accidently grazed my b**b - I said - "Who do you think you are - a TSA agent"?! It was SO funny - and with all of the new coverage - my 12 year old knew exactly what I meant!

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

Did you see the SNL skit on the TSA this week. OMG so funny! I can't link it because of the adult nature, but google SNL TSA enhanced screening pat down video and it will come up.

That was definitely funny!

 

[kimblebee]

someone posted a while back that for those who are unhappy with the screening proceedures, lobby for the airlines to have 2 flights...one plane for passengers who do not go thru any security and one for those that do. Take your pick.

PERFECT

Guess which plane would be full every time?

 

[krcit]

someone posted a while back that for those who are unhappy with the screening proceedures, lobby for the airlines to have 2 flights...one plane for passengers who do not go thru any security and one for those that do. Take your pick.

 

[wvjules]

This thread is joking about the TSA, the other bazillion page long thread is about the TSA policies. With that said, I heard this one ..."You don't get on until we get off."

 

[Dax]

I need me some of those...

I have a small funny TSA story...I work at a airport, and I was in the secure area today with some other people(Yes, I am badged to be there) from my office and the area to move around is very tight with all the conveyors around. Well a TSA agent was trying to get by, so I backed up against a fence so he could pass. Well he accidently bumped me in the chest. No big deal. He was SUPER embarrased and we joked "CONGRATS! You got your enchanced TSA pat down for the day". He laughed it off, as did the few other TSA that over heard...

 

[krcit]

This thread is joking about the TSA, the other bazillion page long thread is about the TSA policies. With that said, I heard this one ..."You don't get on until we get off."

Ha!!!!!!!!