It's Festivus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JennyMominRI]

Happy Festivus
It's for the rest of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officially it's on the 23rd,But I thought I'd start now. I've got a lot of grievences to air

 

[Mandabella]

We need a Festivus Pole....or should that be a Holiday Pole now?

 

[DarkSideMoon]

lol......

 

[JennyMominRI]

We need a Festivus Pole....or should that be a Holiday Pole now?

You're quite right. We or at least I could use a Pole..

 

[TurboKitty]

oooh, Oooh, OOOOH! Mistah Kottah! I have some greivances too!!!


I got an email, from an old friend of my husband. Basically it stated "Christmas tree, say it with me, knock off the PC stuff, this is a symbol to celebrate the birth of Christ." Cool sentiment, not entirely accurate, but okay. Then it ends with; "If this offends you...too bad." Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over???! I wasn't offended, but bothered by the total and complete lack of respect.

I also cannot STAND when people park in the quite clearly marked FIRE LANES of parking lots. Where did they get that sense of entitlement? Obviously, we're not allowed to park there, just keep it open for them. Lazy, inconsiderate pieces of....well, let's just say I've found more impressive specimens whilst cleaning out the litterbox.

I have more, but those are the biggest ones. I'm okay for now.

Let me know when it's time for the feats of strength.

 

[MScott1851]

I myself am looking forward to the feats of strength.

 

[JennyMominRI]

I'm busy preparing the Festivus dinner..But we can't eat until someone has been wrestled to the ground

 

[perdidobay]

Gee, I've forgotten, are the feats of strength supposed to be done around the Festivus Pole??

 

[JimVL]

Yes Happy Festivus everybody. Does somebody have to be wrestled to the ground before dinner, or is hitting the floor close enough ?

 

[JimVL]

It's the 23rd; it's Festivus. No posts?

Please thread. don't die! Live! I don't want to be a thread killer!!!

 

[Boston Tea Party]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over???!

 

[BelleMcNally]

Okay--here are my grievances:

1) people who don't merge when it clearly says the lane is ending Do they think the lane will magically not end just for them?

2) The fact that the CEO of our company has 3 personal assistants, not one of which saw fit to stay the full day (he's on vacation). So, he calls me, the lowly receptionist, to find out why no one is answering his phone. They've all ducked out of work, and I'm getting all of his forwarded calls...you can bet I'm not getting paid anywhere near what his assistants make....grrrr

 

[AnaheimGirl]

We need a Festivus Pole....or should that be a Holiday Pole now?

How dare you diminish and degrade Festivus by calling it a Holiday Pole??!!!





Happy Festivus, everyone!

 

[Laura]

I have a grievance!!!

At work today, I got back a file I had finished working on. There was an unusual situation going on with it, and so before I started processing it I asked a co-worker what to do with it. We agreed on a plan, I did my job, sent it to another department to do theirs, got the file back today and finished my bit so a co-worker could verify it. She got together with the original co-worker about the unusual situation and they decided (without asking me) to do it a totally different way and now I have to do it over!!!!


Morons. Next time I'm just going to do it my way and screw 'em.

 

[Poohbear123]

People who tlak on thier Cell phones while Shopping, driving, etc. Now, who wants to be "wrestled to the ground...I am HUNGRY!"

 

[goofygirl]

I posted about Festivus yesterday. I am actually having Festivus at my house not tonight but New Yrs Eve with my friends. I even have the pole! Its not really aluminum, its the cardboard roll from wrapping paper with silver wrapping, but its close enough!

So you may say I have a fake Festivus Pole? lol

 

[JimVL]

Now, who wants to be "wrestled to the ground...I am HUNGRY!"

Let's wrestle, I'm hungry too.

 

[Towncrier]

You can always order an official Festivus Pole from http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/festivuspoles.htm

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Happy Festivus!

Mind if I air my grievances,too?

• Sister dear..your DDs are adorable and sweet, but couldn't you have found a decent guy to be t heir father? I mean, a coked out good for nothing who can't find a job? Surely you can do better than that!
  
• Annoying school girl--thank you SO much for running home and telling Mommy/Daddy (who are on teh school board)every time we manage to run out of some small item, like Jell-O. I realize that OMG your life will not be complete if you don't have Jell-O every day, but get over it.
  
• To my fellow library patrons--I wish you would treat the library's DVDs with as much care and respect as you do your own. It's annoying to see something I'd like to rent on the shelf but don't dare because I check the case and the stupid DVD is all scratched and nicked thanks to you dopes.
  
• To the lazy parents who all drop their kids off at the mall and expect the mall employees to babysit--we all hate you. No really. Even if you say your child is a perfect angel, they are probably causing more trouble than you think.
• To my mother...the way I parent is not your problem. 'nuff said.
  
• To my MIL...see above.

TOV

 

[drakethib]

Happy Festivus
It's for the rest of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officially it's on the 23rd,But I thought I'd start now. I've got a lot of grievences to air

Bump !!!


As an act of strength I have just bumped this thread.