It was just another day at Disney - Until...

[Businessgypsy]

Last day of the Florida Resident's Seasonal Annual Pass.
It was a fairly normal day, for Disney.

Eeyore was on task

a single dissident weed awaited sure execution

An actress in waiting riffed rapier sharp lines in a dead-on Cockney accent

There was design inspiration to be had

A Star Wars weekend event brought forth the faithful

and then I rounded a corner, never expecting the horror that was to confront and question my very being.

Without warning, an abomination more hideous than any other blasphemous regurgitation spewing forth upon the planet to date:








...wait for it...

Minnie, I am your Father. Also your brainless friend. Also, I noticed that you have a somewhat soulless dog as a pet - while simultaneously holding conversations with me. And of course you realize that this means that Mickey is your Brother. Dark Side, indeed!

 

[Simba's Mom]

 

[Gwendolyn]

Cool pictures. But if you think of it, its really gross.

 

[jagmom]

I just have one question-why is Darth Goofy wearing Mickey Mouse boxer shorts?

 

[Businessgypsy]

...why is Darth Goofy wearing Mickey Mouse boxer shorts?

There is no why, only do

Apparently (even in the canon of a fictional universe), not everything about Star Wars makes sense.