Is your house on fire, Clark?

[BabyTigger99]

No, Aunt Bethany, those are just Christmas lights.

 

[Nickunited]

"Aunt Bethany, why don't you go with Frances and Cathrine into the living room and say hello to everybody."

"Hello, everybody?"

"Just in the living room.."

"I should say it?"

"You should say it."

"Hello, everybody!"

"Hello, everybody."

 

[mickman1962]

sh****rs full

 

[AllyandJack]

Ellen....are you still dating Clark?

 

[birdiesunshine]

Sqqqqquuuuuuiirrelllllllll

 

[imsorry]

Jelly of the month club?

 

[BabyTigger99]

"Clark?"

"Yes, honey"

"Audry's frozen from the waist down"

"That's all part of the experience, honey"

 

[OhMari]

Clark,
Answer the door,
"Bonus Check, Bonus Check,


Hey, not to get off subject, but are you going to the Packer Game tonite?

 

[momof3disneyholics]

Don't throw me down Clark.
I'll try not to Aunt Bethany.



This house is bigger than your old one.
Is Rusty still in the Navy?

 

[Nickunited]

"Before we begin, since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of grace."

"Great."

"What dear?"

"Grace!"

"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago."

 

[jekajekalynn]

"Oh dear, did I break wind?"

 

[birdiesunshine]

Hey Kids, I just heard a report that Santa has been spotted flying over New York.

You serious, Clark?

 

[ilovedale3]

"It was a funny squeaking sound..."

 

[SDFgirl]

Isn't she a beaut, Aud?

She'll see it later, honey. Her eyes are frozen.




Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?

Well, I'm sleeping with your father! Don't be so dramatic.

 

[jenwolgey]

He's just yakkin' on a bone...

It's good-it's good.

I don't KNOW, Margo!

 

[ilovedale3]

Where's Eddie? He usually eats these g**d*** things.

Oh not since he found out that squirrels are high in cholesterol.

 

[KarenAylwood]

"Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get ya something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere..leave you for dead?"

"Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark"

 

[HunnyPots]

Hallelujah holy sh** where's the Tylenol!