Is Thanksgiving offensive?????

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'm offended that you think I'm offended!

NOW THATS OFFENSIVE!

(probably true, but offensive)

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I am offended by the canned gelatinous slop that corporate America has transformed the once proud and mighty cranberry into.

 

[autumnbaby9]

I am offended by the canned gelatinous slop that corporate America has transformed the once proud and mighty cranberry into.

Hey I like my canned slop. Your offense offends.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hey I like my canned slop. Your offense offends.

I, of course, wasn't referring to your canned slop. I don't have a problem with that. It was someone else's. Personally I don't like the taste of cranberries, but that's neither here nor there as I don't eat fruits and veggies-only veal.

 

[DISUNC]

I am offended by the canned gelatinous slop that corporate America has transformed the once proud and mighty cranberry into.

Ya mean not all cranberries come in cans??????

 

[Planogirl]

I am offended by the canned gelatinous slop that corporate America has transformed the once proud and mighty cranberry into.

I like this too but then I eat it all year around so I'm wacky anyway.

Personally I dislike regular cranberries.

 

[MrsKreamer]

My first Thanksgiving with my inlaws, about half way through dinner, it dawned on me that MIL's SO is Native American. So I asked her if she minded Thanksgiving. She said as long as the Dallas Cowboys continue to play on Thanksgiving she has no reason to protest

 

[Imzadi]

I like this too but then I eat it all year around so I'm wacky anyway.

Personally I dislike regular cranberries.

I eat it year round too. The tartness of regular cranberries is offensive to me.

 

[Cantw8]

well I find it highly offensive to put that nasty bird carcass in the middle of the table surrounded by candles like some kind of barbaric shrine I can't stand seeing all the bones and tendons and all those gooky things that I don't even want to know about Please pass me the lasagna

 

[Christopher Robin]

well I find it highly offensive to put that nasty bird carcass in the middle of the table surrounded by candles like some kind of barbaric shrine I can't stand seeing all the bones and tendons and all those gooky things that I don't even want to know about Please pass me the lasagna

MMM...gooky things.....(insert Homer Simpson drooling sound here).

 

[autumnbaby9]

well I find it highly offensive to put that nasty bird carcass in the middle of the table surrounded by candles like some kind of barbaric shrine I can't stand seeing all the bones and tendons and all those gooky things that I don't even want to know about Please pass me the lasagna

This year we are skipping the turkey and cooking a prime rib. My grandma thinks we are nuts.

 

[Cantw8]

This year we are skipping the turkey and cooking a prime rib. My grandma thinks we are nuts.

I'm with you...what time's dinner I'll bring the booze

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

well I find it highly offensive to put that nasty bird carcass in the middle of the table surrounded by candles like some kind of barbaric shrine I can't stand seeing all the bones and tendons and all those gooky things that I don't even want to know about Please pass me the lasagna

I think that its offensive that you find my rituals offensive! (I like eating, its almost a religious experience!!! ) All hail the mighty turkey!!!! (burpp)

 

["Got Disney"]

See your all still here talking Turkey.....

So what is your least favorite thing on the offensive/non offensive tabel(must stay on topic with words like offensive)......

I don't care much for the offensive Turnips..but my Dh loves them

my favorite is the creamed onions...sooooo yum from my great great Grandmothers recipe.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";21649876]See your all still here talking Turkey.....

So what is your least favorite thing on the offensive/non offensive tabel(must stay on topic with words like offensive)......

I don't care much for the offensive Turnips..but my Dh loves them

my favorite is the creamed onions...sooooo yum from my great great Grandmothers recipe.[/QUOTE]

DW makes these small onions cooked in Balsamic Vinigar (yeeccchhhh)
of cours DSS loves them, grandkids and I look horrified when the "gobble" them!!

 

[Cantw8]

you can keep that nasty green bean casserole and sweet potato crap

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

you can keep that nasty green bean casserole and sweet potato crap

Wow Did the Pickle piddle in your cornflakes this morning?

 

[Cantw8]

Wow Did the Pickle piddle in your cornflakes this morning?

said the guy named GRUMPY Pirate ..I think it's the weather, I've been in a "fowl" mood for the last couple of days

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

said the guy named GRUMPY Pirate ..I think it's the weather, I've been in a "fowl" mood for the last couple of days

Sorry, I just thought you were in a "pickle" over the upcoming day of thanks!



(name comes frow DW! Hey Embrace the Grumpiness in yourself, you will feel Better!!)

 

[TINKER BABS]

you can keep that nasty green bean casserole and sweet potato crap

HATE the green beans!! never understood why people liked them, they are all soggy, eyccccchhh. Like Candied sweet potatos!!!! SUGAR!!!!!