Is it Juan-uary yet? Bachelor Juan Pablo dish - NO SPOILERS please!!!

[daemom]

Oh! And I finally figured out what bugs me about when she talks! Well, two things. One, she makes duck face. constantly. And the end of every sentence she makes the duck face. second, (and this is where her and Juan Pablo are perfect for each other) she really does look like she is talking just to hear her own voice. She never looks t JP or into the camera when she makes her big long speeches, she is staring off into space. Then when she is done talking she finally makes eye contact. It is classic body language for insincerity.

BINGO!!!! I can't stand to watch her talk!

 

[kimmar067]

Can't wait to see the women tell all show.

….I have a feeling that it's gonna be HILARIOUS! Get ready for ATTACK KITTY….

 

[shortbun]

I think he got hit in the head by too many soccer balls...... Not much going on between his ears....

I said that last night, "too many concussions." he's the worst bachelor yet!

 

[kimmar067]

Thanks.

Must DUH line ever: 'The Bachelor' host Chris Harrison: Juan Pablo Galavis fell short...

….now you're making fun of his height too???

 

[lisaviolet]

Four words? All right.

Chris:"So Skkkkkrrrrthtthuan Pablo, why are your conversations so stilted?"
JP:"Stilted? What is that?" (four words, right?)
Chris:"Why are your conversations so monotonous?"
JP:"Monotonous? What is that?"
Chris:"Why are they so contrived?"
JP:"Contrived? What is that?"
Chris:"So laboured?"
JP:"Laboured? What is that?"
Chris:"Dull."
JP:"Dull? What is that?"
Chris:"Oh, come on! Are you kidding me???? Where do we find these people?? I want to renegotiate my contract!"
JP:"Rene... Reneg... Ren... Re..."
Chris:"Renegotiate! RENEGOTIATE! It means adios Wan Pablo! Adios! I'm outta here!!!!"
JP:"Adios. I know what that is!"

Priceless. Fine work. Made my night.

Man, I'm still on Sharleen saying "I need something more cerebral". Well he used cerebral all up heading one too many soccer balls, Sharleen.

Four words...
"these guuuuurls are sexy"
" I liiiiiiike these guuuuurls"

Anyone else watch The Soup and catch #NikkisStinkyHideaway?
True story- the soup introduced me to The Bachelor

Fine work.

I can totally see his eyes on I liiiiiiiiiiike these guuuurls.

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Finally caught up. My very favourite part of the last two nights was when he was talking about Andi.

I like Andi!

Andi has (a) quick brain!

We, how do you say it?, ping pong back and forth for hours and hours.

I thought I was going to die. He needs to add delusional to his list of new words.

She may ping but he can't pong anywhere near that long.

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Also, I agreed with the poster who said Andi was looking for something for her ego on her importance to him.

I really enjoy her but no man is going to give that to her when she is the one saying goodbye. Brain power or not. Who is going to be THAT vulnerable? Not many people. It's normal to act like he did, in my opinion.

 

[Piper]

Okay, I'll jump in and say what really bugs me about Juan Pablo: He didn't want to kiss Rene "because of her 9 year old son" -- it wasn't good for him to see someone kissing mommy. But it is just dandy if his 5 (almost 6) year old daughter sees daddy kissing multiple women all night every week!!!!

Who can say double standard?

 

[Ride Junkie]

Okay, I'll jump in and say what really bugs me about Juan Pablo: He didn't want to kiss Rene "because of her 9 year old son" -- it wasn't good for him to see someone kissing mommy. But it is just dandy if his 5 (almost 6) year old daughter sees daddy kissing multiple women all night every week!!!!

Who can say double standard?

The same way sneaking away to make out in the ocean is NOT ok...but spending the night in the fantasy suite IS.

 

[Imzadi]

Did you gals see when Andi was reaming him out, saying he knows nothing about her, and she said, "You don't even know my religion."

Juan Pablo thought he'd catch her out. So he asked her, "What is my religion?"

Without a beat, she said, "Catholic." And Juan Pablo didn't even know how to respond, as she nailed it.

 

[Robinrs]

Did you gals see when Andi was reaming him out, saying he knows nothing about her, and she said, "You don't even know my religion."

Juan Pablo thought he'd catch her out. So he asked her, "What is my religion?"

Without a beat, she said, "Catholic." And Juan Pablo didn't even know how to respond, as she nailed it.

Reminds me of Judge Judy. She'll ask a male defendant a question about a detail and he'll hem and haw and the woman will nail it immediately. We women are good at details.

Juan IDunno is so dim he wouldn't know the color of her hair if she was standing right in front of him...

 

[Disneylover99]

Did you gals see when Andi was reaming him out, saying he knows nothing about her, and she said, "You don't even know my religion."

Juan Pablo thought he'd catch her out. So he asked her, "What is my religion?"

Without a beat, she said, "Catholic." And Juan Pablo didn't even know how to respond, as she nailed it.

Yes! His expression was priceless!

 

[kimmar067]

Did you gals see when Andi was reaming him out, saying he knows nothing about her, and she said, "You don't even know my religion."

Juan Pablo thought he'd catch her out. So he asked her, "What is my religion?"

Without a beat, she said, "Catholic." And Juan Pablo didn't even know how to respond, as she nailed it.

....isn't the majority of Latin Americans Catholic? Jes' sayin' .....and, while I am at it, if you aren't giving the guy this info, and he's not asking, ummmmm, mebbe he's not all that "into" you.....she couldn' t see this coming?

 

[Robinrs]

....isn't the majority of Latin Americans Catholic? Jes' sayin' .....

I think she couldn't have lost with that guess. Now if she said JEWISH and was CORRECT, I'd give her mad props!

 

[Wishing on a star]

Juan IDunno is so dim he wouldn't know the color of her hair if she was standing right in front of him...

Now, don't get me wrong, I love her! And, given the format of the show, I am not holding it against her that it took until this episode for her to really be able to see. No judgment here from me on that.

But, I am not sure the color of hair is the best example... She has this odd two-colored hair that is light on the ends!
And who knows what her natural color is....

 

[kimmar067]

I think she couldn't have lost with that guess. Now if she said JEWISH and was CORRECT, I'd give her mad props!

...really....

 

[Simba's Mom]

Well, I've finally caught up with watching Monday night's show with the hometown dates. Haven't seen "Nooky night" yet. One thing I loved was when Andi's Dad was letting him know how he felt about his daughter involved with a man who was also dating 3 other women. When he said something about "Put yourself in my position as a father. How would you feel if it was your daughter, Camilla, involved [in a situation like this]. How would you feel?" Zing!

 

[kimmar067]

But, I am not sure the color of hair is the best example... She has this odd two-colored hair that is light on the ends!
And who knows what her natural color is....

....I think that's called Ombre....

 

[GagesMama]

....I think that's called Ombre....

I call it "too broke to maintain my roots."

 

[ellone]

Well, I've finally caught up with watching Monday night's show with the hometown dates. Haven't seen "Nooky night" yet. One thing I loved was when Andi's Dad was letting him know how he felt about his daughter involved with a man who was also dating 3 other women. When he said something about "Put yourself in my position as a father. How would you feel if it was your daughter, Camilla, involved [in a situation like this]. How would you feel?" Zing!

If Juan was smart he could've easily zinged back that isn't it a failure as a father that you raised a daughter that would put herself in such a position.

 

[kimmar067]

I call it "too broke to maintain my roots."

 

["Cinder" Ella's Mom]

I call it "too broke to maintain my roots."

That is Nikki's color too!