Investment Tips For 2008

[agentpleakley]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
> mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
> bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
>
> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
> Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
> become Poly, Warner, Cracker.
>
> 3. 3M will merge with Good Year and become MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
> merge and become ZipAudiDoDa
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell
> Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become
> Knott NOW!
>
> And finally....
>
> 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name
> ***** ***** Bang Bang.