In tribute to Mugg, who started this thread, I thought I might announce the latest thrill ride to the park.
It's a combination high speed roller coaster very similar to MGM Rock and Roller coaster with a heavy influence by Splash Mountain. The official title is "The Plunging Legacy".
The beginning of this ride will start off slowly and be filled with robots that sing and talk, similar to popular Disney rides, much like Splash Mountain. The ride vehicles seat 20 at a time in several rows and in the front of the car, there's a female robot guide to provide narration through out the entire ride. She starts off pleasant, but her unwavering devotion and prerecorded speech filled with Duyba propaganda, that repeats itself constantly, makes you feel uneasy halfway through the ride.
Soon the ride is at high speed and going through twists and turns and loop de loops that you never expected or wanted for that matter. The ride becomes very dark except for images displayed on the wall from the highs and lows of his administration, plus images of his re election. Pretty soon the ride starts shooting out sparks and it looks like the wheels are falling off, all of this was designed by the imagineers of course. Your never in real danger.
Everyone in the ride vehicle is starting to get nervous and the images and sounds from the walls are getting louder and more violent. The speakers in the head rests are playing a recorded speech that tells you everything is OK and it's just a scare tactic by the liberals out there to shake your faith.
Pretty soon most everyone starts asking what is happening and can you stop the ride or maybe turn back? The female robot guide tells you to stay seated, stay the course and that a power surge may get us through the scary area faster. Then when it seems you just can't take anymore, the ride stops for a moment and pauses.....
Then out of nowhere you are plunging down a 200 foot drop and it looks like your going to end up in thorn patch, just like at the end of Splash Mountain. Except the thorn patch is modeled after Texas sticker plants or Bushes. As the ride ends most everyone on this ride has a feeling of discomfort, nausea, uneasiness, and a overall feeling of sheer disappointment. Of course there is some that thought the ride was cool and choose to stay on board for another turn. As you stumble to the exit, you're left wondering what the heck just happened and vow to never get on it again. There's another surprise waiting for you though, because you're greeted by a robotic Hillary Clinton who welcomes you to Hillaryland and 4 glorious years.
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