Introducing...."DubyaLand!"

[Mugg Mann]

In another thread, it was announced that plans are underway to build a gigantic amusement park called "Dubailand". Several posters (myself included), misread the title and thought the park was going to be "Dubyaland".

With tongue firmly in cheek (and after some of the threads the last couple of days, we all could use a breather), it turns out that plans are in fact already underway to build Dubyaland as well, and through the magic of the internet, there's a site that's already leaking what some of the major attractions are going to be. Here's what tourists can look forward to at America's next major theme park envisioned by the current governing party of this country...

DISCLAIMER: If you don't have a sense of humor (on either side of the political aisle), just close this thread right now before going any further. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, just find that "x" in the top right corner (left corner for you Mac users) and get out while you can......you've been warned!

Without any further ado;

Neo-Cons of the Carribean; Come join America's favorite swashbucklers, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Cheney as they blaze a path through the Middle East engaging in their favorite pastime of establishing democracies as they go without regards to the consequences. See people vote....see buildings burn (and no guesses which company gets a bloated no-bid contract to rebuild it)...and watch for the hairy leg!

It's Tough To Be A Lib; Culled from Fox News' extensive video archives, this glorious 3-D attraction will sweep participants up in all sorts of interactive fun highlighting liberal leaders follies. Who cares if they're all out of context; this is Dubyaland...enjoy the experience! Feel your seat vibrate as Howard Dean lets out a scream! Feel the bugs squirm underneath you and make you leap in terror whenever Hillary Clinton appears on screen! Watch the curtain expand outwards whenever Michael Moore appears on screen!

Anyone else heard of any other rides and attractions in Dubyaland?

 

[Uncle Remus]

 

[LakeAriel]

IT'S A SMALLER WORLD

Climb aboard and bomb any country that tries to quell your invasion or resist your form of democracy. See how many countries you get to join your "coalition of the willing." Then see how many stay.
Be careful though, this ride is not for the faint of heart..There is a lot of spin!

 

[crazyforgoofy]

"Big Plunder Mountain" where the executives of huge companies enjoy a wild ride at the expense of the taxpayers.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Lol!!

 

[Saxsoon]

rofl rofl rofl

When does it open! Please tell!

 

[NewJersey]

This has to be the funniest thread I've read on the DIS. I love the "this isn't for the faint at heart - there is a lot of spin!"

 

[tmt martins]

Flight of Wonder

Where you never really grow up to be like daddy and just fly all over the world to vacation. As a kid you never really have to tell the truth either.You have ( CIA ) wisper things in your ears that only you can understand or hear.

 

[NELSON]

The Haunted Liberal Mansion, where you ride through the very scary cemetary of liberal ideas and the lifeless stenching corpses of democRat candidates.
Narrated, of course by the "MAD Dr Dean" himself.

HA HA

 

[Mugg Mann]

"Big Plunder Mountain" where the executives of huge companies enjoy a wild ride at the expense of the taxpayers.

LOL!!!-But it made me wonder; don't the oil company executives have a fastpass for this particular ride?

 

[eclectics]

I just heard about a new Federal Deficit themed Roller Coaster called "The Choke Hold". It takes you on a twisted journey, ever higher, up and up, and just when you reach the pinnacle...Guess what!!! It continues to go up again!!!!............ They announced the down tracks won't be built until a later date, after a Democrat takes over the Presidency.

 

[NewJersey]

Mind you...my brain is fried from studying so bear with me...

"Power of terror"

Take this wild, mock elevator ride through the Twilight Zone starting with Newt's "Contract for America" and continue through to Clinton's wasted impeachment proceedings, to the joke of the 2000 election, the faulty intelligence leading up to the war in Iraq, to the 2004 election and the far righter's pathetic politicizing of the gay marriage issue to the current state of things in this country...


But beware of the end of the ride.....as an added bonus...the ride freefalls symbolizing the current state of the Republican party.

 

[richiebaseball]

Dueling Demagogues!*

The world's latest dueling political parties. Two Uniques Rides. Ride with Democrat Demagogue or Republican Demagogue as they narrowly pass within inches on a roller coaster dogfight through history. Sometimes they pass so close as to be indistinguishable. The fate of a great nations hangs in the balance!

*Must be of voting age to ride

 

[disneyfan67]

(insert sarcasm)

I heard that there is going to be a ride like the Matterhorn at Disneyland and based on the same track layout.

The ride might be called "Extreme Indoctrination" and will show park guests the hazzards of getting too deep with a political ideology and letting it consume you, like it has some posters on these boards.

This ride like the "Matterhorn" will have a track that either goes to the left or the right and you get to choose what ride car you want. Blue for liberal, democrat fanatics, red for those dreaded, evil Neo-Cons Republicans.

I envision the waiting line or "Queue" for the ride telling you the story of a single white male named "Oliver" and how he allowed politics to consume his life and it shows how he started on his path to his destruction. There will be video screens of the "talking heads" that populate both parties and will high light some of their finer moments and wonderfull comments they have made over the years.

When you take the right side it will show you how "Oliver" reads the Turner diaries and it changes his life. He finds others like him on line and joins them. He starts thinking that the Federal Goverment is going to confiscate his weapons and that the U.N is reading his inner thoughts. Images of Black Helicopters appear regularly through out the right side of the ride. It shows him blowing up a Goverment building then being caught, tried, and executed for his horrible crime. It ends with his parents and people that knew him as a child wondering what had happened to him and why?

When you take the leftside of the ride you will see "Oliver" going to every leftwing "kook website", believing their propaganda and it changes his life as well. He also sees conspiracies every where and is certain that the current POTUS who is a Republican, is destroying America and intent on Global domination and the enrichment of a certain un-named company. Oliver starts to spew wild theories and proclaims that the "Republic is dying" and that this current POTUS is to blame. He looses his former friends, his job, his family, and later his sanity. He is shown trying to assinate the POTUS from a book depository window somewhere in the South and almost succeeds. He's caught by the Secret Service and goes to jail for life. He later is killed in prison by his roomate because Oliver didn't give him his meal at dinner time.

For the people who don't let politics consume them, there is a "last chance chicken exit" and you find yourself in a gift shop. They have a really good Dole Whip and it's air conditioned inside. No smoking though.

 

[richiebaseball]

For the people who don't let politics consume them, there is a "last chance chicken exit" and you find yourself in a gift shop. They have a really good Dole Whip and it's air conditioned inside. No smoking though.

Problem for me. It's likely I would never make it to the ride. I'd keep taking the chicken exit just for the Dole Whip.

 

[disneyfan67]

Problem for me. It's likely I would never make it to the ride. I'd keep taking the chicken exit just for the Dole Whip.

I'll save a table for you and even buy you the first Dole Whip. We can toast "To the Republic" with our 8 dollar glasses of soda in a refillable mug. Refills are only good for that day only! Remember that.

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

Problem for me. It's likely I would never make it to the ride. I'd keep taking the chicken exit just for the Dole Whip.

Let's hear it for Dole Whips! (We need a dancing pineapple.)

BTW, Love your posts here disneyfan67

 

[richiebaseball]

Let's hear it for Dole Whips! (We need a dancing pineapple.)

 

[JoeEpcotRocks]

This thread is getting MUCH better.

 

[MickeyMouseGal]

Would this be a Bob Dole Whip?