Introduce/Reintroduce Yourself

[OrlandoMike]

Everyone!

Oliver, Oliver, never before has a boy wanted more!

Oh wait, isn't this sing a broadway showtune Wednesday?

 

[rpmdfw]

Everyone!

Oliver, Oliver, never before has a boy wanted more!

Oh wait, isn't this sing a broadway showtune Wednesday?

It's a GLBT board! EVERY day is sing a broadway showtune day!

 

[OrlandoMike]

Well in that case.....


Liver paté? You have to make it. I can't make it.

When am I gonna get out of here?


OK inside joke!

Switching to "There's a light at the end of the tunnel...."

 

[wallyb]

All right then...
5 6 7 8 ....
**** and ***.
Bought myself a fancy pair.
Tightened up the derriere.
Did the nose with it.
All that goes with it.

**** and ***!
Had the bingo-bongos done.
Suddenly I'm getting nash'nal tours!
**** and *** won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours.

Didn't cost a fortune neither.
Didn't hurt my sex life either.

 

[ConcKahuna]

Switching to "There's a light at the end of the tunnel...."

Or...

There's a liiiiiigghht...
Over at the Frankenstein place...
There's a liiii-iiii-iiii-iiiight...
Burning in the fire place...
There's a liii-iiii-iiiii-iiii-iiii-iiiiiight in the darkness of everybody's heart.

 

[rpmdfw]

How about something VERY contemporary:

Superboy and the Invisible Girl
Son of Steel and Daughter of Air
He's a hero, a lover, a prince
She's not there

Superboy and the Invisible Girl
Everything a kid oughtta be
He's immortal, forever alive
Then there's me

I wish I could fly
And magically appear and disappear
I wish I could fly
I'd fly far away from here

Superboy and the Invisible Girl
He's the one you wish would appear
He's your hero, your savior, your son
He's not here
I am here

 

[wallyb]

Or instead ... how about something good...

I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.

If a man don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that man right off your range.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.

 

[OrlandoMike]

I dont have any hair to wash a man out of!

 

[rosiep]

I dont have any hair to wash a man out of!

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

I dont have any hair to wash a man out of!

I think that is why I am single. I don't have any hair to trap a man in.

 

[OrlandoMike]

I think that is why I am single. I don't have any hair to trap a man in.

Ya got fur dont ya? All plain ole head men have some fur!

 

[bigbro501]

It's a GLBT board! EVERY day is sing a broadway showtune day!

It was OFF Broadway but my contribution to showtunes:

On nights like this
when the world's a bit amiss
and the lights go down
across the trailer park
i get down
i feel had
i feel on the verge of going mad
and then it is time to punch the clock
i put on some make-up
and turn on the tape deck
and pull my wig down on my head....

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

It was OFF Broadway but my contribution to showtunes:

On nights like this
when the world's a bit amiss
and the lights go down
across the trailer park
i get down
i feel had
i feel on the verge of going mad
and then it is time to punch the clock
i put on some make-up
and turn on the tape deck
and pull my wig down on my head....

I <3 Hedwig

 

[#1DizGal]

Hi, all - my beloved Deb and I were married last Monday in Dubuque, IA. We are SO happy! PS - we had had a commitment ceremony at WDW in January 2008.

 

[rpmdfw]

Hi, all - my beloved Deb and I were married last Monday in Dubuque, IA. We are SO happy! PS - we had had a commitment ceremony at WDW in January 2008.

Congratulations!

 

[Sphyrna]

Hi, all - my beloved Deb and I were married last Monday in Dubuque, IA. We are SO happy! PS - we had had a commitment ceremony at WDW in January 2008.

Gratz!!!

 

[jamieandben]

Congratulations!

 

[jamieandben]

I dont have any hair to wash a man out of!

Maybe you can Buff him out.

 

[StevieMac]

I think that is why I am single. I don't have any hair to trap a man in.

AW!!! It's ok, u don't want to trap a man in anyway! This way u avoid having to feed it and wonder if it's breathing.

 

[ConcKahuna]

AW!!! It's ok, u don't want to trap a man in anyway! This way u avoid having to feed it and wonder if it's breathing.