Interview With the Yeti

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Q and A with the Yeti

The Yeti was given special permission to come out from his Matterhorn prison to do this interview.

Q: You are an NPC (non-playing character) for the VMK?
A: Correct.

Q: Did you want to be an NPC?
A: It wasn’t on my list.

Q: Did you volunteer to be the NPC at the Matterhorn room in VMK?
A: No, I was forced to be the NPC at the Matterhorn.

The Yeti was asked to give a description of his experiences.

YETI: I used to go around exploring VMK. In my younger days, I told jokes and was a comedian and entertained all of my Yeti friends; until a huge explosion wiped out all of the Yetis except for me. I begin a new life on VMK. I was never bothered, and was usually feared because of my size. I did not mind and I had a lot of time to myself. One day, I took a walk to the Matterhorn. I did not mind the cold because of my fur. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted three little people wearing all green. They even had a Mickey ears hat in a green color! I minded my own business. One of these people (I soon found out they were VMK staff) pointed at me. I didn’t know what to say! Next thing I knew it, I was upon the “stage area” in the Matterhorn, glued to the floor. I could only speak certain words; programmed words. It has been a year (maybe more!) since I was then made the Matterhorn’s NPC.

Q: If you could be another NPC, who would you be – and why?
A: Gus. He never comes out into the open. People always have to wait for him, calling out, “Gus! Gus, come out!” And Gus can at least move around!

Q: As an NPC, do you eat anything?
A: I’ve lost my appetite…

Q: Do you wish you could be let out from the Matterhorn?
A: No… I have really grown to like it!

Q: Do you get paid?
A: No... :(

Q: Do you notice when players insult you when you ask, “Does this haircut make me look fat”?
A: Yes, but I am not programmed to say, “Hey that wasn’t very nice!”

Q: How old are you? (Final question)
A: A pretty Yeti never reveals his age.
 
hey i got one..
Esmeralda Q/A

Q: if you could describe yourself in one word what would it be?
A: phony..

Q:why do you say that?
A: have you ever listened to me talk? I tell people who live hundres of miles away that they are going to disneyland i mean come on what do i look like?

Q:if you could be another NPC who would it be?
A: Blackheart.. he is one of the very few people in vmk to permanantly own a full Jack Sparrow outfit
 

Q: You said you're glued to the floor.. then how come you say you just got back from a haircut :rotfl:
 
Nanoer said:
Q: You said you're glued to the floor.. then how come you say you just got back from a haircut :rotfl:

Uh... housecalls??? Who do you think he is calling on his cell phone??? Yes... that is correct. The Barber who closes shop to do special "in home" cuts for the Celebrities!!
 
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you didn't happen to ask the yeti for his cellphone number did you?
 
dancegrl1093 said:
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you didn't happen to ask the yeti for his cellphone number did you?

Q: What is your cellphone number?
A: I don't need you people calling me... and I only use my cellphone to order pizza.
 
here is mine for Captain Blackheart

Me: Ahoy captain blackheart can i ask you some questions?Captain: Aye coodisneyfan ask all ye want!
Me: Ok first why can ye only go two placesCapntain: Aye coodisneyfan it is a sad story i lived in VMK with all the other NPCs i loved adventureland bc it was me home but a landlubber named VMK_Eagle and it was so fast he grabbed me and put me at the pirate treehouse he said that if i ever went out of those two places i would be banned from VMK forever!

Me: wow does ye still like it here or does ye want to leaveCaptain: oh coodisneyfan i would give anything to get off this ship and run off with a girl i love

Me: can i ask who that girl is?
Captain: Aye i will tell you as long as you keep a secret her name iscoodisneyfan!

Me: I wont tell a soul!


The End!
 
I enterviewed Black heart

Q:What color is your heart
A:Black duh get it black hearrt

Q:Do you know the yeti?
A:Yes i call him on his cell phone

Q:Why can you only move 2 places
A:There hidden rope dividers i cant enter any rooms and all i got is teleport magic

Q:Do you know Host_Lily
A: Arg yes she be a better pirate then me

Bye see you later
 
I Was Brave Enough To Get Close To The Dragon, She Didn't Want To Get Interviewd And After A Couple Nasty Burns She Finally Said She Would Do It.
All this was transtlated from dragonise

Q: Well Hello Dragon We Have Many Questions For You, One Of Our Questions Is Are You Really Maleficent Or Are You A Different Dragon?
A: I'm Maleficent I Have Very Low Patience For The People Who Keep Saying I'm Not Maleficent And That I Should Be "Dead"

Q: Ok Maleficent, Are You Glad To Be The Only NPC Who Doesn't Talk?
A: Actually Yes, I Have Heard They Get Insulted After The Say Something So I'm Glad I Can't Talk :)

Q: Ok Next, Is It Sad Not Being Able To Move Around?
A: Yes It Is, VMK Staff Was Smart When They Locked Me Up Here If I Ever Got Out The Doorways Are Too Small For Me To Get Through So I Can't Get Out. I Miss The Open Air And Being Able To See All Me Adoring Fans From The Air.

Q: So Maleficent What Do You Do All Day?
A: Well I Sit Around Practicing My Fire Breathing. I've Seen Many People Who Want To Get Burned Come In My Line Of Fire But When I Breath It Just Run Of I Don't Know What they Are Doing?

Q: Are You The Dragon Seen In The Maleficent Fortress Room?
A: No Actually Some Clever Staff Member (I Think It Was Yavn) Cloned Me So They Would Have Something To Put In The Guest Room

Q: How Do You Feel About Sharing You Layer With The Secret Monorail Entrance.
A: It Is HORRIBLE :furious: The Noise Is Killing Me. Maybe That Is Why I Was Put In Here So That I Could Never Go To Sleep

Q: Well Have You Had Enough Questions
A: Maybe I Have..
* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *



Well Thats My Interview,
(This Interview Was Real Have The Virtual Burns To Prove It)
 
dancegrl1093 said:
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you didn't happen to ask the yeti for his cellphone number did you?

No, didn't you know that the yeti is TAKEN? Yeah, I hear he's with Ned. :rotfl2:
 
lol!!! well, there goes my future husband! i didn't no he was colorful, so to speak! LOL!!!

a q for tinkattitude:
if the dragon can't talk, how'd you get the interview? lol!!!!
 
rsheyu si peroaring itn raginise
she is speaking in dragonise

when my ban lifts i hope to teach other vmkers different languages
like the thing below

dragonise
yetilike
nedo
ghostiken
blackheartyish

ah the language of the npcs such a rare culture
 














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