Interesting/Weird Outgoing Voicemail Message

[DeterminedOne]

I just called the cell phone of someone I recently met and their voicemail picked up. The outgoing message said:

"Hi, this is (name). If I'm not answering the phone it's because I'm busy or at work. All you can do is leave me a message or send me a text. Don't call my job."

That totally cracks me up! Do you have one you would like to share.

 

[flipturngirl]

i knew a persons who had it like this:

Hello... pause, hi how are you? pause.. I am good thanks for asking allright leave a message.

 

[wvjovifan]

My voicemail message totally throws people...unless they know me really well!!!
It is Richie and Jon and the message is "Hi, this is Richie Sambora. This is Jon Bon Jovi. Nobody's here right now, but if you leave your name and number, they'll get right back to you. goodbye..." Freaks people out!!! hahaha

 

[disykat]

I just called the cell phone of someone I recently met and their voicemail picked up. The outgoing message said:

"Hi, this is (name). If I'm not answering the phone it's because I'm busy or at work. All you can do is leave me a message or send me a text. Don't call my job."

That totally cracks me up! Do you have one you would like to share.

I must be really out of it, because I've read this over and over and I can't figure out what's funny.

 

[DeterminedOne]

I must be really out of it, because I've read this over and over and I can't figure out what's funny.

I guess it's the "Don't call my job" part. I've just never heard anything like that before on someone's voicemail. I'm thinking wow, do people call the job that much that you have to leave that type of request on your voicemail.
Guess you had to be there.

 

[chager]

I just called the cell phone of someone I recently met and their voicemail picked up. The outgoing message said:

"Hi, this is (name). If I'm not answering the phone it's because I'm busy or at work. All you can do is leave me a message or send me a text. Don't call my job."

That totally cracks me up! Do you have one you would like to share.

Hmmm, makes me wonder if they are telling the collections people they can't call them at work.

 

[disykat]

Oh, good. I thought I was missing something that had a double meaning.

 

[Disney Doll]

A friend of DH's used to have a message that said "You know who you called and you know what to do".

 

[lizardqueen]

The message on my best friend's cell phone says:

Hey it's me, I'm either busy or I just don't want to talk to you.

Makes me feel so loved everytime I call her.

 

[LadyyRedd]

In my younger days, my message just said "Who are you and why do I care?"

I decided that wasn't the best message to have when job hunting.

Kimya

 

[DVC-Don]

I used to have "Police Department - leave a message" Didn't get many messages with that one.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

I heard one once that said "You have reached the refridgerator at XXX-XXXX, the answering machine is broken. Please say your name and number nice and slow and I'll write it down and stick it to myself with one of these tacky magnets.

 

[Spoodleink]

My message says 'hey this is Amy leave a message, this is NOT a ***** realty don't leave a message for your Realtor they will not get it.

People still leave messages for a realtor named donna ALL the time i guess they dont listen to the message.

 

[lajones81]

I heard one once that said "You have reached the refridgerator at XXX-XXXX, the answering machine is broken. Please say your name and number nice and slow and I'll write it down and stick it to myself with one of these tacky magnets.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Those all are pretty funny.
Mine is "You know who I am and you know what to do. Do I really have to explain it??"

 

[diznygirl]

My older bro had a toy roaring in the background while he screamed, "It's Godzilla!! Run for your lives!!"



Of course I left the message, "Don't worry. Gamera will save us!!"



Cuz we are major dorks.