Interesting Phone Call (Cute)

[SillyMe]

I just had the cutest phone call. Ok, I'm home alone. The rest of the family are at a fair. So, I answer the phone and it's a little boy....

"Is Matthew there?" this little boys voice says.

"Who?"

"This is Jacob. Is Matthew there?"

"No Matthews live here"

"Is (can't remember the other boys name) there?"

"No, you must have the wrong number"

"Why?" says the little boy.

"Because I don't have any little boys."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't."

"Why don't you have any kids?"

"I do, but I have girls"

"Why don't you have any boys?"

"Because I have girls"

"What are their names?"

"What is your name?" I ask.

"Jacob and I'm 6 years old and in 1st grade."

"What school do you go to Jacob? My little girl is in 1st grade."

"Oh, your little girl's name is Emily!"

"No, my little girl's name is Alexis."

"Oh yeah, Alexis is in first grade. She's 6 years old and her phone number is XXX-XXX-XXXX"

"Yes. She's not home right now."

"Where is she?"

"She's at the fair." So, I decide to play a little detective. "Does Alexis behave in school?"

"Yes"

"Does she talk too much."

"Yes, on the bus."



This little boy sounded sooo cute. I must've talked with him for about 10-15 minutes. That was the cutest phone call I've ever had.

 

[tevagirl]

So, Mom, that means Alexis is already giving out her phone number to cute little boys!

 

[leighe]

Too cute! I wonder if his mom knows he has all his classmates phone numbers memorized?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Did this boy steal the school's file with all the home phone numbers?

 

[Sparx]

So, Mom, that means Alexis is already giving out her phone number to cute little boys!

I am dying laughing at this thread!

 

[SillyMe]

His dad eventually got on the phone and told me he had just talked to another child's mom, too. Apparently, Jacob is writing down phone numbers and not putting the names next to them.

tevagirl So, Mom, that means Alexis is already giving out her phone number to cute little boys!

Uh-oh

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Maybe he got a junior stalker/identity theft kit for his birthday. I hear they're the hot gift this holiday season!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Maybe he got a junior stalker/identity theft kit for his birthday. I hear they're the hot gift this holiday season!

Oh Silly that is sooo cute.

Any who, Duck I have been offering you a drink for way too long. You seriously crack me up

 

[Aidensmom]

How cute.

I wonder if he ever found Matthew!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Oh Silly that is sooo cute.

Any who, Duck I have been offering you a drink for way too long. You seriously crack me up

I'm just trying to protect you from my wife. One time we were at the grocery store, and this woman was checking me out. How do I know this? Because I'm me, and that's what women do. Anyway I go to get a gallon of milk, my wife is gone for a few minutes. She comes back, her hands are a little greasy. As we're leaving the parking lot, the woman who was checking me out has crashed into the side of the building. Someone is screaming that she just wouldn't stop. Now I don't know exactly what happened there, but I have my suspicions.

 

[Poohnatic]

Oh, this is so adorable! Uh oh, do I have to worry about my 6yo calling little girls in his class?

Suzanne

 

[SillyMe]

Oh, this is so adorable! Uh oh, do I have to worry about my 6yo calling little girls in his class?

Suzanne

Your son's name doesn't happen to be Jacob does it?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Beastlover]

Did you ask him what his intentions were??

 

[FroggyinArk]

too cute

 

[Chatter Box]

omg too funny...

ok so try this on for size.... what if the boy's dad is single and uses his son to find out about his classmates mom's hmmmm ??? sorry couldn't resist...

 

[SillyMe]

omg too funny...

ok so try this on for size.... what if the boy's dad is single and uses his son to find out about his classmates mom's hmmmm ??? sorry couldn't resist...

Hmmm...well, he did tell me that his dad had to give me directions to their house. Then the dad got on the phone and talked to me.

 

[Beastlover]

Did he ask you what your sign was and how you looked in a pirate costume???

 

[Chatter Box]

Did he ask you what your sign was and how you looked in a pirate costume???

 

[Poohnatic]

I'd have to worry if your daughter was Carolina or Ashley! Those are the two he keeps talking about!

Suzanne