Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[MouseWorshipin]

Sunday football is a must!!!

Oh, yes. And stupid, stupid golf.

See ya, girls! And guy!

 

[Stacerita]

Time for me to head out too. Got to cleanse my pores and fight off wrinkles. A woman's work is never done.

 

[ashjohnson80]

I'm going to bed too, bye all!

 

[beckmrk04]

Hmmmm. A new day. It's Friday. I'm putting off going to Wal-Mart- oh, how I hate that place. I wish there was a Target closer to me.

You know, I wish I could take my dog to Wal-Mart with me. That would make shopping much more enjoyable.

 

[beckmrk04]

Oh my gosh... I hope I didn't offend anyone with that picture of my dog...

 

[MouseWorshipin]

So, is this Jules?

 

[beckmrk04]

So, is this Jules?

Yep! She's my baby!

 

[MouseWorshipin]

She's a cutie!

 

[beckmrk04]

Thanks. I need to get some better pics of her- but every time we take her picture her eyes are so light colored that they turn out looking demon-esque in the photos!! I'll work on it. She's currently trying my patience by eating stuff out of the bathroom trash can- kleenex, cotton balls, and a makeup sponge so far today.

So, now I am not going to Wal-Mart- dh just called and told me he got a $50 gift card for WM from work, so I'll go tomorrow...

Now what to do.

 

[beckmrk04]

Anyone here tonight?

 

[ktpool]

Anyone here tonight?

Do I count????

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Do I count????

If you haven't had too much to drink.

 

[ktpool]

If you haven't had too much to drink.

But that is when I come up with the best answers!
When else can 2+2=5 and make perfect sense

 

[Aidensmom]

If you haven't had too much to drink.

I've had a glass of wine. Is that too much? If so, just consider me invisible.

 

[beckmrk04]

Everyone counts!!

 

[beckmrk04]

Why don't they make decent Mickey Mouse cartoons anymore?

 

[ktpool]

hmmmmm...speaking of drinking, I am going to open a bottle of Mandarin Orange Absolute Vodka I bought a couple of days ago and pour a little sunshine.

Because, by gosh, I'm worth it!!

 

[Aidensmom]

hmmmmm...speaking of drinking, I am going to open a bottle of Mandarin Orange Absolute Vodka I bought a couple of days ago and pour a little sunshine.

Because, by gosh, I'm worth it!!

Oooh, that stuff is GOOD. Makes really good screwdrivers.

 

[beckmrk04]

hmmmmm...speaking of drinking, I am going to open a bottle of Mandarin Orange Absolute Vodka I bought a couple of days ago and pour a little sunshine.

Because, by gosh, I'm worth it!!

Mmmmm. That sounds delish!!

A couple of weeks ago, my SIL and I decided to skip our workout and have go have a pitcher of margaritas (by ourselves). Well, we decided that we weren't quite drunk enough, so we went to the grocery store and in our tipsiness were trying to remember how to make red-headed sl*ts (the drink)... Jaegermeister, vodka, and cranberry juice right? Well, we got home, and we made : red-headed COUGH SYRUP. Blech. We then figured out we needed not vodka, but peach schnapps- yeah- BIG difference. Needless to say, that didn't sit to well on top of our 1/2 pitcher each of margaritas, and we called it a night as far as the drinking went!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Oooh, that stuff is GOOD. Makes really good screwdrivers.

OK, about that, when you _____________until he pulls over?

Edited to make it DIS friendly