Inspired by being a thread highjacker- the OT thread!

[Tigger&Belle]

Now thats one comfortable looking pouch.,T&B.

Thanks! She was my sister's dog and has become so spoiled. My sister is finally in a place that she could take her back, but I won't give her up. Not that my sister has asked, but I told my other sister that if she even hinted to tell her no way (it's really for the best--Sheena has epilepsy and needs expensive health care, not to mention the fact that she's attached to us).

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Ok... Is it just me or did the DIS DISappear for a while last night?

No! It isn't just you!
I was like wth? Where's Becky? Where's Sylvester? Where's Ash and Aidensmom? WTH am I supposed to do now?

I came home early from "Girls' Night Out" because I wasn't feeling too well. Then the DIS conked out on me.

DH is away, so all I could do was sort the laundry and go to bed.

What a gyp.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Yeah. And The last time was when I was 17. I smoked pot a grand total of 3 times. The last time scared it out of me.

You can tell em if you want- it won't be news. I relish telling my mom all the things I did in High School that she didn't know about!!

Really, though, I was a dream child. I was in the National Honor Society, top 10% of my class, smoked pot and was too scared to try anything else, didn't smoke cigs (still don't-blech), drank every once in a while but NEVER drove or rode with anyone who had been drinking. Tons of activities. Thought boys my age were too immature to date. Didn't have sex in HS.

So, Mom couldn't complain too much. PLUS- compared to my little sis and little bro, she KNOWS I was a cakewalk!!

You got good grades, didn't slut around with boys, hardly drank (and never rode around drunk), didn't smoke or do any hard drugs. What are you telling your mom that upsets her?

I know..."Mom, one time in algebra, I brought X^0 down as X instead of 1 in my homework!!!!" You wild woman.

I didn't slut around or do any hard drugs, either. Ever.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

No! It isn't just you!
I was like wth? Where's Becky? Where's Sylvester? Where's Ash and Aidensmom? WTH am I supposed to do now?

Waaaaaa, you didn't miss me... This is why we never agree on anything and why I'd pray for you if I prayed for people...

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Waaaaaa, you didn't miss me... This is why we never agree on anything and why I'd pray for you if I prayed for people...

T&B, I love you, maaan! You weren't actively posting at the time, I don't think.

I think you should start praying...for me. I could use some prayers.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

T&B, I love you, maaan! You weren't actively posting at the time, I don't think.

I think you should start praying...for me. I could use some prayers.

I don't know if the Jewish prayers would help you!

And no, when you all were posting about your sordid pasts, I was fast asleep. OK, you're off the hook this time!

And if I were too pray for anyone, I'm afraid if would have to be Joe--I think he needs our prayers.

 

[Sylvester McBean]

I was up until 4 AM rubbing green solarcaine gel on my body, I look like a flippin' candy cane.

 

[AnaheimGirl]

I watched 'The Wall' one time and it made perfect sense. I was also baked, laying on my back and watching it upside-down while doing shots of peppermint schnapps from a test tube. true story.

You go, dude! That movie made no sense to me after just booze.

It made perfect sense after eating some fungus.

did I just admit that on the DIS?

 

[MouseWorshipin]

I don't know if the Jewish prayers would help you!

And no, when you all were posting about your sordid pasts, I was fast asleep. OK, you're off the hook this time!

And if I were too pray for anyone, I'm afraid if would have to be Joe--I think he needs our prayers.

I'll take Jewish prayers! Anything I can get. So go get down on your knees (or however Jews pray, I'm so clueless) and say one for me.

 

[MouseWorshipin]

I was up until 4 AM rubbing green solarcaine gel on my body, I look like a flippin' candy cane.

Sylvester, I'm sorry - truly sorry - that you are burned. I know that they hurt, and I don't mean to belittle your pain.

But, you know, you live in Florida, where you can go out and get a sunburn while we're dealing with snow still. So, I just can't feel TOO badly for you. Overall, you're still in the W column, while we up here are perennially in the L.

Drink some water with your beer. Water is good for sunburns.

eta: Sorry. This weather is getting to me. I hope it goes away fast.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'll take Jewish prayers! Anything I can get. So go get down on your knees (or however Jews pray, I'm so clueless) and say one for me.

Nah, Jews don't pray on their knees, but one thing is that they are continually standing up, sitting down, standing up, sitting down, etc. You should hear my 6yo complain and see him roll his eyes when we have to stand up again. I wasn't raised Jewish so can't quite explain all the back and forth, but need the exercise, so I'm not complaining!

 

[Aidensmom]

Anyone here tonight?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

 

[MouseWorshipin]

Anyone here tonight?

Shh! Tigger&Belle will hear you! Let's keep this just between us.

ETA: Oh, I was too late!

 

[Aidensmom]

So...what dangerous topic are we going to get on tonight?

 

[MouseWorshipin]

I am proud to announce that I cleaned the whole house today. No breaking it up into Saturday and Sunday this week. So tomorrow I can go out! Am I the most efficient person, or did someone do better than I?

 

[MAKmom]

Anyone here tonight?

 

[MouseWorshipin]

I'm glad to see that everyone survived the shut down last night! What the heck was that?

 

[Aidensmom]

I am proud to announce that I cleaned the whole house today. No breaking it up into Saturday and Sunday this week. So tomorrow I can go out! Am I the most efficient person, or did someone do better than I?

I'm not sure I like you anymore.

My plan was to do that too, but it didn't get done. I have to take DS to Chuck E Cheese for a birthday party tomorrow, so not sure how much I will get done then either. I guess I will just have a dirty house for another week.

 

[MAKmom]

I'm glad to see that everyone survived the shut down last night! What the heck was that?

What shut down?