You're right, that would be a lousy job. In recent years, I've told various people I've been with on the safari that there used to be a live person standing by the truck waving and shouting that Little Red was OK. All have looked at me like I'm mistaken or making it up. Glad you confirmed that I'm not crazy to remember that.![]()
What the heck!??Clean the monkey cage.
Actually, I would do this. We have cows so I'm used to *smells* and horse droppings usually keep their shape (unlike cow 'plop'). AND...I wouldn't really have to talk to the public.The guy who follows the horse drawn wagon down Main Street and scoops up the horses' poop
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What the heck!??
Actually, I would do this. We have cows so I'm used to *smells* and horse droppings usually keep their shape (unlike cow 'plop'). AND...I wouldn't really have to talk to the public.![]()

Hmm. Come to think of it. It might be an interesting job. Imagine at dinner parties "Oh, and what are you doing these days?" or at Parent Teacher night. "Yes, yes, I'm the offical horse defecation engineer at Disney."
And if any one tried to go all snowflake on you. . .whoops. Must've been off balance. Those weren't good shoes, I hope.



Hmm. Come to think of it. It might be an interesting job. Imagine at dinner parties "Oh, and what are you doing these days?" or at Parent Teacher night. "Yes, yes, I'm the offical horse defecation engineer at Disney."
And if any one tried to go all snowflake on you. . .whoops. Must've been off balance. Those weren't good shoes, I hope.




Clean the monkey cage.
Does anyone know how long the CMs in the jobs above (other than then bathroom cleaners) have to work in those jobs during the day? Is it 8 hours straight with occasional breaks?
Oooh good point. That would be so hardI would hate to be the person who has to measure the kids and tell them they are not tall enough to ride... between the sad kids and mad parents I'd not be good at it.


I would hate to be the person who has to measure the kids and tell them they are not tall enough to ride... between the sad kids and mad parents I'd not be good at it.
The kid got rejected again, then standing in front of the CM the kid says "my feet are cold can I take them out now?" The parent's thought ice cream bars would make their child tall enough to ride. The guy who follows the horse drawn wagon down Main Street and scoops up the horses' poop
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