That's fine, darling. But for me if it came with fries or something small on the side I wouldn't have a problem with it. What it comes down to is personal value. If Umami is a good value to you and you're willing to pay for it, hey great for you. However if I want a burger, I'm probably in the mood for something quick and easy, hence In N Out being a better value to me. And while I love the insinuation that I'm probably overweight and have nothing better to do than gorge out on cheap greasy food of gargantuan proportions, I'll just throw a little peace sign up for you as I finish my next half marathon.