I'm starting a vent of the day thread

[Breezy_Carol]

To the drivers in my town:

My car is NOT invisible. Please, no more pulling out in front of me. I had to slam on the brakes twice today to avoid people pulling out from sides streets and turning in front of me. Look before you pull out.

This is a great thread.

 

[figmentvi]

To my husband......

You seriously injured your back sailing, the doctor said no more sailing. Please, please, please can we sell that stupid thing and stop throwing money down the drain????????

Thank you that feels much better.

Judi !!!!!! You are cracking me up man !!! I am so ROFLMBO.

 

[AirForceRocks]

Hey! You! Osama bin Parking Garage Man !!!

I'm sorry, this just made me ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[FOJMO]

To The Whining/Complaining DISers,

I'm tired of your whining and complaining about things you can't change or don't have control over. Save it for something serious.

It's time to stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get on with your life. Self-pity is just a waste of time. Find something/someone to focus positively on.

I find some of these posts on this thread to be very curious. When it has to do with someone you don't "know" in the general public, you can be quite biting and sarcastic in your vents.

But when it comes to responding to the whiners and complainers on the DISboards, you suddenly are their best friend and the PD and hugs are aplenty!

Seems no one can try to talk some sense into these people...

 

[snoopy]

Fojmo - three words:

Tongue-In-Cheek

 

[becka]

Note to my FIL: It is nice that you are going to be in town for a few days but PLEASE tell someone what your plans are. We can't spend the next 2-3 days just sitting around waiting for you to decide if you are going to stop by or have dinner with us.

Note to CB posters: If you are the type of person who does not like to read "whining/complaining" threads then either don't read them or learn to use the back button. Along the same lines, telling people that their problems are not serious enough to worry about is just a little arrogant IMHO.

 

[FOJMO]

Originally posted by snoopy
Tongue-In-Cheek

That's exactly where I keep it, Snoop...

 

[snoopy]

One more:

To the guy who just got on the elevator with me. I didn't mind holding the door for you, in fact, I would have done so without you screaming "HOLD THE DOOR!!!" However, when you looked at me point blank, while standing 1 inch from the panel, and said "THIRD FLOOR!" as if you had mistaken me for your private elevator operator, what exactly did you expect? You seriously couldn't have been surprised when I responded, "ummm, I don't actually work on the elevator, ya know!" but somehow you had a look of shock on your face that there was no one there to push the button for you!

 

[snoopy]

Fojmo - I'm not wearing my tiara of righteous wrath today - would you like to borrow it?

(disclaimer: this post is strictly tongue-in-cheek and has no malicious intent, I swear! )

 

[Beauty]

Judi!!!!

ROTFLMBO!!

"ummm, I don't actually work on the elevator, ya know!"

GOD! I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall!!!!

 

[The Mystery Machine]

To my FIL,

You suck.

 

[DonnaS]

To the atmospheric conditions that are causing the weather here to reach over 100 degrees:
Please change. I realize that the world does not revolve around me, but I am sure that many others in my area would also appreciate it if you would change such that the temperature did not exceed our usual 80 degrees. It's too blankin' hot!

 

[Beauty]

Donna when it changes for you send it this way cause the head index here is 105.....well before the thunderstorm just blew through...it may be down to 104 now!

 

[DonnaS]

Oh and to my MIL:

I've resigned myself to your weekly visits on Sunday. I've resigned myself to you leaving your wet swimsuit and beach towel in the 1/2 bath off of the living room. However, could you please stop putting your wet swimsuit on the hand towels? I'm considering just putting up caution tape on that bathroom and only having it be used when you are here on Sundays.

 

[6_Time_Momma]

To certain posters:

Just because someone vents and YOU don't think it worthy of a vent doesn't mean you have to try and make people feel bad or ashamed that they posted their vent!
I have seen this done wayyyyy too much lately.


There I am done! (And I can't be made to feel bad I posted it either, so )

 

[FOJMO]

Originally posted by snoopy
Fojmo - I'm not wearing my tiara of righteous wrath today - would you like to borrow it?

Thanks, Snoop! Don't mind if I do...

Posted by Becka If you are the type of person who does not like to read "whining/complaining" threads then either don't read them or learn to use the back button. Along the same lines, telling people that their problems are not serious enough to worry about is just a little arrogant IMHO. -- Just doing a little "venting" of my own, thanks. That is what this thread is all about, isn't it??

 

[Planogirl]

I'd like to add my own little rant about the heat. I thought that taking time off this summer to spend it with my son would be nice but it's SO hot! Maybe I'm just too used to office building freezer-like temperatures.

To my sister-in-law, NO my son will not be spending time with you this summer. He is 10 and too old to spend every minute with your out of control 5 year old. He also drinks cow's milk, not goat's milk and doesn't like all of the other "unusual" food that you keep trying to force your own kids to eat. And Disney is NOT evil no matter what you say!

And to anyone who thinks this thread is a bad thing, maybe hitting the back button would help? I don't like everything posted either but I see no sense in ranting about it. I do, however, like this thread. (Where is evil smile smiley when you need it?)

 

[FOJMO]

Originally posted by Planogirl
And to anyone who thinks this thread is a bad thing, maybe hitting the back button would help? I don't like everything posted either but I see no sense in ranting about it. I do, however, like this thread. (Where is evil smile smiley when you need it?)

Don't know where the confusion came in, but I think this thread is TERRIFIC too! That's the point. This is a forum to vent about something and my vent is about other threads by people who complain/whine about things they can't change.

Since I'm put down for my comments in THOSE threads, I figured this was the place to do it...

This is a WONDERFUL thread!

 

[snoopy]

Fojmo, just because I'm in a generous mood (in spite of my rants), I am going to throw in the red pill box hat I store it in. Here ya go, take good care of it, o.k.?

 

[FOJMO]

Waaaayyyyy cool, Snoop -- I owe ya!