I work with a Know-it-All Nancy who butts into every conversation no matter what, knows everything about everything and is basically a steamroller of a gal who needs a lesson in life rules. I went to use the bathroom (there was a meeting) so I locked the door (one person bathroom) KNOWING she would try to break in--- she did. She kept knocking and even though I was saying, "Just a second.." (She has NO listening ears), she went into panic mode and was saying over and over to the boss, "The bathroom door is LOCKED!!!???"
Now, any normal person would have surmised that someone was perhaps using the bathroom but it never occurred to her. She was freaking out. I came out in the middle of her freak and she never noticed except that suddenly-- the door was open!! How did that happen???!! Still didn't occur that someone had been using the bathroom!! Sometimes, I just have to...laugh?? Sometimes I find it hard. Let me mention she is always late coming to work, always taking the odd hour off early, always taking the two hour lunch instead of the requisite hour so she sets my nerves raw anyway. I found this breach of intelligence kinda funny though. Thanks for letting me share/vent?
Now, any normal person would have surmised that someone was perhaps using the bathroom but it never occurred to her. She was freaking out. I came out in the middle of her freak and she never noticed except that suddenly-- the door was open!! How did that happen???!! Still didn't occur that someone had been using the bathroom!! Sometimes, I just have to...laugh?? Sometimes I find it hard. Let me mention she is always late coming to work, always taking the odd hour off early, always taking the two hour lunch instead of the requisite hour so she sets my nerves raw anyway. I found this breach of intelligence kinda funny though. Thanks for letting me share/vent?

). But I don't think she would freak out over a locked bathroom door, due to the sequence of what usually would happen with one bathroom.



so that she gets the hint next time she decides to break the door down!