I'm glad I don't drive a white van and live in DC

[Kermit]

Don't get me wrong--I'm extremely glad that the police and FBI are doing everything within their power to try to catch this guy. But I keep thinking about how horrible it would be to get pulled over and have someone try to rule you out as the sniper. I'd probably start crying, and that would make them suspicious. Until they made me try to shoot at a target, that is. I don't even know how to load or shoot a gun, and my hand-eye coordination is almost nonexistant.

 

[Blondie]

As I was driving home from the doctor's office, right after the shooting, they said they were pulling over all white vans, trucks and Suvs---guess what I drive?

Luckily, I wasn't on the road they were pulling people over on, but that thought did cross my mind that it could happen.