Hey, I have a couple of yourkeys, so I know what she means.
OP, don't let these naysayers ruin your happiness. Just ignore them and focus on planning the most fabulous fake wedding you can afford (a day cop's $650,000 salary can buy a whole lot of fabulous, I would guess)! Keep your chin up and imagine the day you'll say those fake vows and become fake man and fake wife.
To tell you the truth, I envy you. I mean, when you have a real man, you have to deal with his dirty underwear and weird "guy" ways of thinking. Fake men don't make tracks in their undies and they only disagree with you when you want them to, right?