I'm a nervous wreck today!

[ashjohnson80]

Tell me a joke, or something.

 

[bubie2.5]

This little fella always makes me smile.

 

[r3ngels]

Why is 6 afraid of 7...






Because 7 ate (8) 9


Sorry... I was just told that by my girls. It is better than some of their knock knock jokes. Hope your day gets better

 

[mickeyboat]

Knock knock

Who's there

Hampsters

Hampsters, who

The hampsters in your siggie ... run like the wind

Denae

 

[Cantw8]

check your email

 

[ashjohnson80]

Why is 6 afraid of 7...






Because 7 ate (8) 9


Sorry... I was just told that by my girls. It is better than some of their knock knock jokes. Hope your day gets better

 

[The Mayor]

I can't tell the jokes I know here ...but I hope your day gets better...go strum a few tunes on the guitar

 

[SwedishMeatball]

 

[ashjohnson80]

check your email

 

[ashjohnson80]

that looks just like Napoleon!

 

[sajetto]

Have things got you down? Are you having a bad day?



::Consider this::



In a hospital's Intensive Care ward, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 am on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11am, all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday cleaner, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.



Having a Bad Day?



The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.



Still think you are having a bad day?



A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.



STILL think you're having a bad day?



Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.



What? STILL having a bad day?



Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.




There now, feeling better?

 

[OceanAnnie]

Yikes!

 

[imsorry]

Man who fly plane upside down have crack up

"The Yellow River" by I.P. Daily

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Please don't cry, I only said knock knock!

they are so lame you have to laugh

 

[beckmrk04]

I heard this on the radio the other day:

"If you make love to someone who LOOKS like your boyfriend, then it's not cheating. It's a tribute."

<------ See, it made me laugh!

 

[Kimberly815]

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

I'm sorry, but this is too funny!!

 

[ashjohnson80]

I heard this on the radio the other day:

"If you make love to someone who LOOKS like your boyfriend, then it's not cheating. It's a tribute."

<------ See, it made me laugh!

so I guess Bobby Flay is fair game then.