Never thought you meant she wasn't. No worries. I think Alpha would do whatever she has to do. We all joke, and I know some people just couldn't, but I think Alpha's been wiping butts for so long, she'd do it, if she had to. I'd still like to see the Butt Swiffer come into existence, just in case I need it in the future.
And good luck at the dentist tomorrow. I don't think I'm too worried about pain, more about the bill. My dental only covers $1500 a year per person and I think DH's covers $750, but I've already had 5 fillings, x-rays and a cleaning, so I don't think they'll be much left toward my root canal. Just feels like every time I try to get ahead, something comes up, but I'll deal. I'm a big girl.