'IGNORAMI' of the world...

[Dancemom03]

Had to post the latest from the terror turkeys of NJ:


http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7565611

From the blurb... "There's a theory in Clifton that recent development on Garret Mountain is shooing wildlife down into the suburbs. Whether that's true or not, they say it's time the turkey found a new home, and that may happen in a few days.

'Fish and wildlife are coming to use a net gun to catch him and take him somewhere,' Urgo says."

Like maybe the turnpike???

 

[PrincessKsMom]

From the blurb... "There's a theory in Clifton that recent development on Garret Mountain is shooing wildlife down into the suburbs. Whether that's true or not, they say it's time the turkey found a new home, and that may happen in a few days.

'Fish and wildlife are coming to use a net gun to catch him and take him somewhere,' Urgo says."

Like maybe the turnpike???

Jersey's answer to a catch and release program. Whatever you catch, dump it on the Turnpike.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

That's b/c I was off pouting in a corner ***puts down kleenex, refills diet coke*** thankfully, I have now returned to properly ignore y'all again...

Oh, and I love Victoria but maybe you could use that as a middle name and pick a vowel... I personally like what an "A" will do for the consonant loving alphabet mom's id...

Welcome back, Dancemom! We're strongly leaning towards an A for her middle name. That's a big step for DH because all the other kids have Js for middle names (his idea).

 

[kimmar067]

That's b/c I was off pouting in a corner ***puts down kleenex, refills diet coke*** thankfully, I have now returned to properly ignore y'all again...

...I find that you can't PROPERLY ignore unless you have a good helping of BACON....hey , but that's just ME....

 

[kimmar067]

Jersey's answer to a catch and release program. Whatever you catch, dump it on the Turnpike.

...I'm all for that, as long as it's the LOWER NUMBERS....

 

[Dancemom03]

...I find that you can't PROPERLY ignore unless you have a good helping of BACON....hey , but that's just ME....

Then you'll definitely need lots of diet coke to wash it down with...

 

[kimmar067]

Then you'll definitely need lots of diet coke to wash it down with...

...that, or this:

 

[Pakey]

...that, or this:

I'm not feeling so well this morning and this just about caused my upchuck reflex to go into motion.

Hmmm, upchuck, another "U" word.

 

[Pakey]

And I'm not going to New Jersey ever again. I'm terrified of the turkeys.









And the big hair.

 

[Dancemom03]

I'm not feeling so well this morning and this just about caused my upchuck reflex to go into motion.

Hmmm, upchuck, another "U" word.

hey waiter... please get that lady a diet coke immediately. If the coke syrup doesn't help hold it down at least it'll mix well..

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I'm not feeling so well this morning and this just about caused my upchuck reflex to go into motion.

Hmmm, upchuck, another "U" word.

What's wrong Pakey? Why don't you feel well? And because you're not feeling well, I'll excuse your hesitancy at visiting NJ.

 

[Dancemom03]

I suspect in her drunken bacon haze Kimmar probably just forgot to offer those of us without big hair and our own pet TT a chaser...

 

[kimmar067]

What's wrong Pakey? Why don't you feel well? And because you're not feeling well, I'll excuse your hesitancy at visiting NJ.

....don't be fooled - she's plumb askeeerd of the TERROR TURKEY....

 

[Pakey]

....don't be fooled - she's plumb askeeerd of the TERROR TURKEY....

Terror Turkeys are right below the lobsters on my askeerd list.

 

[kimmar067]

.... Do tell, woman, do tell....

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Hey Kimmar. Stay safe -- tornado warning and serious storms might be in your neighborhood.

 

[kimmar067]

Hey Kimmar. Stay safe -- tornado warning and serious storms might be in your neighborhood.

....TELL me about it - I was STUCK in it last night.....

 

[kimmar067]

How about 'unusual'? I think that applies to most of us here.

'Umpire'? Anyone?

I'm not feeling so well this morning and this just about caused my upchuck reflex to go into motion.

Hmmm, 'upchuck', another "U" word.

....uhhhhhh, 'UTA' ??!?!?!?!

. . . how about "Umm" from Alice in Wonderland?

Hello, . . . Umm.

Ummmm, I have no idea....


How about 'umbilical'?

...I take 'umbrage' on that last remark....umbrage.

....BTW , I believe it was 'umbrella'.

From 'Umberland'.

....I've got the perfect name....



























...'Uvula'....

....what? Too, uhhhhh, 'harsh'??

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I did find another u name, Unice.

We're sticking with Victoria.

 

[kimmar067]

....WHAT??? You got something against 'Uvula'??!?!?