Our cat would be your Gay best friend. He is a guy, but he is *really* sensitive and extremely affectionate, though condescending and sassy and comedically appropriate times. He is a pure-bred and thus is extremely beautiful... but a bit lacking in brains. Also he is named after a french painter, Matisse, to add to his frilly nature.
He would be a bartender in a Drag bar, who loves giving fashion advice and make-overs to women in his spare time. He loves looking his best, feeling his best, being pampered in every way possible, and he hangs out with me all the time. I could see him sitting with me and enjoying some girly Martini's and gossipping about how 'so-and-so' would look ten times better with some highlights and basic nail maintenance. The cat tries to interact with DH but always walks away looking disgusted by his manly demeanor. The cat strives to maintain his weight by eating very little and is quite possibly bulimic, as he manages to puke hairballs far more often than other cats we see. This kitty is quite high maintenance with his health and beauty regimen, but he knows he is worth it to look *FABULOUS*!
