If you pet was a person...

[Swtcn]

Our American Bull Dog (Murphy) would be a cross country runner.

 

[lustergirl]

My rottweiller would be a drill sargeant, he has the mouth for it.
My 19 pound cat, Mousetrap, would be a chef, so she can eat all day long.
And the little cat, Sheba, would be a princess or ballerina because she is just so precious.

 

[rie'smom]

Bruiser, Japanese Chin, would be a therapist because he is always lying around taking in everything.

Roxie, Yorkie, would be in Bruiser's office all the time because she's very needy.

Reggie, Peek a Poo, would be a lounge lizard because he's always looking for "action".

 

[FergieTCat]

Fergie would be head of the Teamsters. I call her the "Capo de Kitties" (head of all kitties).

Diana would have been a princess. She really lived up to her name.

 

[minkydog]

My old Minkydog would be a social worker, always trying to make things better for people. On the other hand, he might just be that needy guy who likes you, the one who stands just a little too close, who touches your hand just a little too long, who tells you how wonderful and beautiful you are. Yeah. That guy. Nice qualities in a dog though.

 

[ilovepcot]

My current Toy Poodle would be a cowboy. In his "off hours" he'd gladly work security *free of charge* for beautiful women.

My last Toy Poodle loved children and I think she'd have made a great kindergarten teacher.

 

[MomofKatie]

Oooh, fun! Some of the responses are hilarious!! I'll give it a try:

Cat #1- sumo wrestler or some other sport that requires the participant to pack on the pounds, spend a lot of time "saving his energy", and then expend it in short bursts, knocking over others, preferably by surprise.

Cat #2- slinky female supervillain. One who exploits her looks to lull everyone into thinking she's just another pretty face who is harmless. You love her and worship her- then, when you least suspect it, she pounces and beats you up.

Cat #3- quiet, unassuming schoolmarm who loves everyone and doesn't want to bother anyone. Maybe stay-at-home Mom to wild sumo wrestler and slinky supervillian...

 

[dislal]

This thread has me laughing so hard I am crying, thanks guys I needed a good


My Dog Cinnamon, would be a Kindergarten teacher.

The cat I'm not sure what job, but he would just be an old cranky man, he complains when he wants out, complains when he wants in, complains when we are feeding the dog.

 

[SunnyP4Disney]

My Pomeranian, JoJo, would be a Latina weatherperson for Univision. She only responds to commands in Spanish and is so bouncy and cute! I imagine her accent is a cross between Sofia Vegara and Charro. Cuchi cuchi coo!

 

[arminnie]

con artist

 

[NeverlandClub23]

My dog would be a cranky old retired lady that hates kids, yells at them to get off her lawn, and constantly whining that her family is never around enough and doesn't care about her. (She's an almost 4 year old Min Pin)

 

[AmberHeartsDisney]

I give all my cats alter egos LOL Weird i know

Hannah is an English lady that drinks tea a lot
Alley is a Russian Spy(she is sneaky)
Ginger is Australasian Man, who is scared of everything
Bows is French, very tomboyish tho
Buttons- I call her snow white because she is all white lol

 

[Sgt Mickey]

My chocolate lab Guido and mob boss

My yellow lab he had dog ADHD so it would be something like a comdedian or some career he could go crazy.

 

[njmom47]

Oh my, this is too funny!

Junior- we call him Yoda, he is old and fat and wise and if the other 2 cats bother him, he just swats them with a paw, and they leave him alone
Boo Boo - Not sure, but he would be British as he sits so prim and proper, yet will just plop himself down on the floor whenever he feels like it..maybe a young prince learning his way around "society"?
Brody - he would definitely be a street thug, he is sneaky, hides around corners and under the table, attacks everything and anyone, we constantly have to chase him out of the garbage and off the kitchen counters, wants to fight the other two cats all the time

 

[crashbb]

My cat would be a benevolent dictator.

 

[Cat0727]

My dog would be bi-polar and racist. He'd be a real nutjob lol but is very loving to his family.

 

[ChiCat]

I have totally thought of this before!

My Soma Cat would be the stuck up, preppy girl in school, the type on the first day of class would ask you if you could switch seats so her friend could sit next to her.

Moxie Cat unfortunately isn't too bright, she may be Homer Simpson.

 

[robinb]

My poodle would be a hair stylist.
My boy cat would be a lifeguard.
My female cat would be fat, unemployed trailer trash.

 

[ChiCat]

My female cat would be fat, unemployed trailer trash.

HAHA love it, but why trailer trash?

 

[Eliza32]

My ginger boy would be a private detective...he's always sneaking about, hiding around corners and letting himself into places he shouldn't be in order to nose around - he even opens the door and gets into the airing cupboard!! We had to change the door handles on all of our internal doors to knobs so that he can't twist and open them!!!