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[poohbaby]

A blonde was walking home when she came to some railroad tracks. there was a brunnite there jumping on tthe tracks chanting 21 21 21. the blonde thought it looked like fun so she started doing the same. A few moments later the train comes around the corner and the brunnite jumps off. the train hits the blonde and then brunnite gets back on the track and chants 22 22 22!

 

[Rhian]

OK, I have one, but it's a little hard to write down. I'll try anyway-here goes;

There were three girls auditioning to be models. One was a brunette, one was a redhead and one was a blonde. The model agency had decided that it would be a good idea to ask the girls questions about why they wanted the job in the presense of a magic, lie detecting mirror . By using this method, they hoped to find out which one deserved the job the most. If they told a lie, they would be sucked through a magic mirror .The man operating the machine called the girls into the room one at a time.
First, he called the brunette in and asked her to sit next to the mirror.
"Now", he said,"Why do you think this job is right for you?"
The brunette replied;"Well,I think this job is right for me because I'm pretty, patient and very hardworking."
"OK" said the man, "Thank you, you may go now."
He called the redhead into the room and sat her next to the mirror.
"Now", he said,"Why do you think this job is right for you?"
The redhead replied;"Well, I think this job is right for me because I'm good-looking, versatile and incredibly dedicated."
"OK" said the man"Thank you, you may go now."
He called the blonde in and sat her next to the mirror.
"Now" he said "Why do you think this job is right for you?"
"Well" said the blonde"I think..." WHOOOSHHHHHHHH!!
The blonde was sucked through the mirror.

Sorry-I just had to!! ( No offense to any blondes).

 

[naturaldisneyer]

I've got 2:

A blonde and a brunette were riding in a car. the brunette says "oh, look at the poor dead bird." The blonde looks up at the sky and says "Where? I don't see it!"

And:

2 blondes go shopping. When they get back it looks ready to rain and the top is down. One blonde
says "Oh no the keys are locked in the car and and if we don't get the car unlocked the interior will get all messed up!"

HEHEHE!! Luv the blondes!

 

[susana's kid]

A bold,redhead,and brunette are in a bureing buliding. They r so far up that nothing can reach them. So the fire men take out a sheet and tell the brunette to jump she does and just befor she hits it they pull it out from under she hits the ground. They tell the redhead to jump she says y did u do that to the brunette they say we don't like brunettes so she jumps. They pull the sheet out from her just befor she hits it she hits the ground. They tell the blond to jump she says oh no ur not tricking me put the sheet down and step away from it.

 

[*AnGeL*GiRl*618]

I have a few or maybe 2!

She was so blonde...

she complained to the baker cause her dounut had a hole in it!

A blonde was locked in a grocery store for whatever blonde reason and she stared to death!

Love always,
Angelinkbounc

 

[poohbaby]

you now what is funny most all blonde jokes are about girls what about the dumb blonde guys?????? that give blondes the bad reps

 

[natty41]

Here, I've got 2!!! They might be kinda korny though!

This blonde was at a party, and she was telling everyone what an exciting day she had. "Yeah, I'm so happy! I finished this puzzle in 1 year, and on the box, it said 2-5 years!

This blonde was staring at a carton of orange juice. Why was she staring at it?
It said concentrate!!!

 

[nsyncraider17]

I have another one...

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch, and they need to buy a new bull. The brunette takes all the money she has, which is $600, and goes to look for a bull. She finds one, and the man selling it says it costs $599, and he won't sell it for less. the brunette goes to the telegram place to send the blonde a message to come w/ the trailer to pick up the bull, but the telegram office charges 75 cents per word. She tells the telegram person that she would like to send one word. He asks what it is, and she replies, "comfortable." He is confused, and asks," I'm sorry ma'am, but how is your friend going to understand that?" "Well," she says, "my friend is a blonde, and she's reeeeeally slow. so when she reads the telegram, instead of seeing 'comfortable' she'll read 'come for da bull'!"

 

[minniegirl88]

LOL these are sooo funny.

 

[fboy9287]

i am never going to drink oj n e more

 

[Banzai]

Bump...Blonde Jokes Rock!

 

[fboy9287]

who ever thought of this should be a saint!

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

How do you drown a blond?


Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

Once there was three prisoners of war (a blonde solider, General, and a Liutenent) and they were all to be excuted the next day. So, in the morning they all got up and the General was put in front of the firing squad. The head gunman pronouced " ready, aim, --" and then the General inturupted "tornado!!" and everyone ran to cover and the General got away. Later, the Liutnent was tied up and put in front of the firing squad. The gunman yelled " ready, aim, --" and the Liutenent inturupted "hurricane!!". He also got away. Finally, the blonde was put in front of the firing squad and the gunman commanded "ready, aim, --" and the blonde interupted, "fire!!" ~~~~~~

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

I never really thought this was really funny... but ...

One day a contractor was painting a lady's house... every now and then he would yell out the window "Green side up!!". The lady got really curious and asked the contractor why he kept yelling "Green Side Up". He answered "There is a blonde out side putting sod down for me and she keeps putting the grass side down!!"

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

One day a man was mowing his lawn and noticed that the blonde across the street kept on coming out and checking her mailbox. Finally, the man stopped the blonde and said, "its Sunday! There is no mail today!" The blonde answered "I know, but my computer keeps on saying 'you've got mail'!"

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

I just got another email full of them, but ill just put a couple...

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...


---she told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk

---she sent me a fax w/ a stamp on it

---if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you would get change back

---at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."

---when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

---when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

 

[fboy9287]

your so blond you got lost in a quick-e-mart and starved to death!

 

[summer kid]

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw another blonde in a boat in the middle of a field rowing and rowing. The blonde immediately stopped her car got out and asked the blonde in the boat what she was doing. The blonde in the boat replied "I'm trying to row to shore." The blonde on the road then said " You know it's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name if I could swim I would go out there and beat you up."

 

[pReTtYpRiNcEsS]

hahaha... i forgot 'bout that one... down here its an Aggie joke... like A&M.. neways.. keep em comin