If you could change your gender for one day.....

[mill4023]

Wow. So many ways to answer this question that are completely inappropriate for a family board. Hmmm...

 

[Sanchez]

If I woke up as a woman I would immediately head to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in.

 

[cteddiesgirl]

Oh we do

I think the biggest suprise is how effective our thought process is vs women's. We pretty much are able to get from point A to point B without any stops inbetween. Things like make up, our mood and if we need four friends involved don't clutter us up..

My wife will reach the same conclusions (on her own) about a vast majority of topics that come into play in our life. Be it the kids, marriage, money, jobs etc. The difference is it takes here much longer because there are mystery stops on the way that men just can't grasp!

Hmmm...My dad takes the longest time to tell a story. He will start, then go on to start to tell another story, then starts to tell yet another story in the middle of the second one. Then he has to stop in the middle to try to remember the name of a person I'll never meet and really don't care much about before he goes on with the story. It will take him 45 minutes to tell me about something when I could have said it in less than 10.

 

[krcit]

If I woke up as a woman I would immediately head to the docks and wait for the fleet to come in.

 

[wvjules]

I think I'd walk around singing "my ding-a-ling" while making sure its still there. I can't imagine how weird it would feel to having something hanging down between my legs.

 

[mill4023]

I think I'd walk around singing "my ding-a-ling" while making sure its still there. I can't imagine how weird it would feel to having something hanging down between my legs.

And we can't imagine how weird it would feel to NOT have it.

 

[krcit]

I think I'd walk around singing "my ding-a-ling" while making sure its still there. I can't imagine how weird it would feel to having something hanging down between my legs.

I know. I'm suprised noone has said what I was thinking. I would love to know how...'you know' feels as a guy!

 

[Disney1fan2002]

As my wife would attest to, I'm pretty much a clean and considerate guy and never leave a mess around the toilet or anywhere else. If I were to become a woman for a day I suppose the one simple thing I would probably appreciate is not having to shave. Aside from that, I think my day would be much like it usually is.

LOL LOL This is so funny. Yes, we women, we don't have to shave. You men must be so jealous of us.

 

[AKL_Megs]

First, I would enjoy NOT having to spend 25 minutes on my hair in the morning.

Then I'd try and figure out how MLB2K10 on PS3 can be so engaging for hours on end, and how it can make me SO mad that I scream at the screen like it makes a difference.

Of course, it would be interesting to "let it all hang out" and see what that's all about.

At the end of the day, it would be nice NOT to have to shave my legs.

 

[disneyfans95]

Hmmm...My dad takes the longest time to tell a story. He will start, then go on to start to tell another story, then starts to tell yet another story in the middle of the second one. Then he has to stop in the middle to try to remember the name of a person I'll never meet and really don't care much about before he goes on with the story. It will take him 45 minutes to tell me about something when I could have said it in less than 10.

See, you have to be a girl, because my post had nothing to do with telling a story. It was how you get from point A to point B in reaching a conclusion.

 

[Luvchefmic]

If tomorrow morning I woke up as a guy...I would probably go right back to bed and sleep 1/2 the day...this would be to "make up" for all the sleep I missed as a woman...and it would be the best ZZZZZZZzzzzz I probably ever got ...my DH can sleep through anything, problems, dogs barking, anything. Then I would get up, scratch, ask "What's to eat" ? Rough house with the dogs, spit in the shower scared1 and hope there was a Law & Order marathon on..even though I have seen each episode so many times that DW can walk past saying the next lines.....then I would hope that the day would end & I would have a new appreciation for the DH...but I have to admit if I was thinking like him it may scare me

 

[mrodgers]

I will go straight to Walmart to see why it takes 3 and a half hours and $150 to grab a gallon of milk.

 

[cm8]

I will go straight to Walmart to see why it takes 3 and a half hours and $150 to grab a gallon of milk.

 

[Luv2Scrap]

If I were a guy for a day, I would go straight to the store and buy lots of clothes off the rack without bothering to try them on, because I know they'll all fit the same, just like almost everything else in my guy size always fits the same.

I would also want to understand what it is about a guy's brain that makes them not just okay with living like a slob, but not even noticing it.

 

[mill4023]

I'd watch one of those "Real Housewives" shows just to see if it was any less pointless and disgusting when watching it as a woman.
Then I'd pick up a map and see if I could still make sense of it.

 

[cteddiesgirl]

See, you have to be a girl, because my post had nothing to do with telling a story. It was how you get from point A to point B in reaching a conclusion.

So I guess you never have a start or a conclusion to a story? Those must be extremely long.
My point was that it does take him forever to and several paths to reach the conclusion of his stories.

I'd watch one of those "Real Housewives" shows just to see if it was any less pointless and disgusting when watching it as a woman.
Then I'd pick up a map and see if I could still make sense of it.

I'll have you know that I can read a map very well. I can even read a topo map. Can you?

 

[Silent1CB]

I've seen guys not actually holding & aiming. Just standing over & going. Perhaps thats the problem.

 

[Silent1CB]

Oh we do

I think the biggest suprise is how effective our thought process is vs women's. We pretty much are able to get from point A to point B without any stops inbetween. Things like make up, our mood and if we need four friends involved don't clutter us up..

My wife will reach the same conclusions (on her own) about a vast majority of topics that come into play in our life. Be it the kids, marriage, money, jobs etc. The difference is it takes here much longer because there are mystery stops on the way that men just can't grasp!

Reminds me of this very funny video explaining exactly this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxckAMaTDc

There are longer versions with more info if you wish to watch them.
I actually prefer the longer version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXh-A-_nYKs&feature=related

 

[wvjules]

So I guess you never have a start or a conclusion to a story? Those must be extremely long.
My point was that it does take him forever to and several paths to reach the conclusion of his stories.



I'll have you know that I can read a map very well. I can even read a topo map. Can you?

But it wasn't even about stories! You missed the whole point and are taking this way too personally.

 

[mill4023]

So I guess you never have a start or a conclusion to a story? Those must be extremely long.
My point was that it does take him forever to and several paths to reach the conclusion of his stories.



I'll have you know that I can read a map very well. I can even read a topo map. Can you?

After I tried to figure out why women watch "Real Housewives" and what the problem is with maps, the next thing I'd do is take every little joke too seriously.