If you could change your gender for one day.....

[Toad_Passenger]

So I guess you never have a start or a conclusion to a story? Those must be extremely long.
My point was that it does take him forever to and several paths to reach the conclusion of his stories.



I'll have you know that I can read a map very well. I can even read a topo map. Can you?

You do realize this whole thread is tongue-in-cheek, right?

 

[Dan Murphy]

If you woke up tomorrow the opposite of what you are today, what would you like to find out about the opposite sex?

OMG! I would want to know why it is so frickin hard for boys and MEN to aim at a circle with a diameter of 12 inches, and MISS almost everytime! How hard is it to aim and actually pee in a bowl?

Yes, I woke up to a puddle on the gd floor this morning and blew a gasket! I just don't get it and I guess I never will. Well, it is time my DS14 and DS10 will be learning how to wash bathroom floors. I told them that as of today, if I find any more pee on the floor of either bathroom, they will be washing the floors everyday.

Some times it can be regular difficult to hit the target (never had a frickin difficult time), and if so, easy to wipe up with a tissue. If it were to get on a regular floor (never had a gd floor here), same tissue works well.

Maybe they will mature and learn to clean up after themselves.

 

[It'sWDW4me]

Reminds me of this very funny video explaining exactly this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxckAMaTDc

There are longer versions with more info if you wish to watch them.
I actually prefer the longer version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXh-A-_nYKs&feature=related

Well, he's right about a woman's brain. I'm assuming, since he is a guy , that he's also right about the "nothing box". This truly does explain a LOT!!!

 

[lovesmurfs]

I'd enjoy working/concentrating on only one thing at a time, getting it done (or not...), and moving on to another thing. I think there's something in the chromosomes that don't allow men to have several things going on at once.

Which is probably why PP's wife makes many turns from point A to point B...

This thread reminds me of a Steve Martin line from "LA Story": I'd never make it as a woman. I'd sit around and play with my breasts all day."

 

[cteddiesgirl]

You do realize this whole thread is tongue-in-cheek, right?

Nooooo! I could have never figured that out on my own.

I better just stop posting here.
When I try to be serious, everyone takes me as a joke. When I try not to be too serious, everyone takes me as serious.

Sheesh.

 

[Luvchefmic]

I'd enjoy working/concentrating on only one thing at a time, getting it done (or not...), and moving on to another thing. I think there's something in the chromosomes that don't allow men to have several things going on at once.

Which is probably why PP's wife makes many turns from point A to point B...

This thread reminds me of a Steve Martin line from "LA Story": I'd never make it as a woman. I'd sit around and play with my breasts all day."

 

[Wishing on a star]

OMG!!! This is the most hilarious thread ever!!!

As for me, if I were to wake up and spend a day as a man, I might gain a little understanding about a few things... (don't go there with the puddles in the bathroom and the whole 'think about sex every two minutes' thing... )

But, I don't think that after a month of Sundays as a man I would still be any closer to understanding all of the things that happen on a regular basis that make me shake my head and say "MEN????????"

 

[luvmy3]

I would get all those things done around the house that I need dh to do and he claims he doesn't have time for

 

[mill4023]

Nooooo! I could have never figured that out on my own.

I better just stop posting here.
When I try to be serious, everyone takes me as a joke. When I try not to be too serious, everyone takes me as serious.

Sheesh.

That's because you don't know how to use smilies properly. But that's probably because you lack a man's natural born knowledge of all things computer related.

 

[cteddiesgirl]

That's because you don't know how to use smilies properly. But that's probably because you lack a man's natural born knowledge of all things computer related.

Nope. Just too busy to use them while I'm reading and posting while working at the same time. I also know a couple men who couldn't even tell you how to get on the internet, let alone find DIS.

 

[mill4023]

Nope. Just too busy to use them while I'm reading and posting while working at the same time. I also know a couple men who couldn't even tell you how to get on the internet, let alone find DIS.

It's pretty hard to imply humor or sarcasm without them.

 

[Toad_Passenger]

Nope. Just too busy to use them while I'm reading and posting while working at the same time. I also know a couple men who couldn't even tell you how to get on the internet, let alone find DIS.

Being in IT, those men and their female counterparts keep me employed.