If you could change your gender for one day.....

[Disney1fan2002]

If you woke up tomorrow the opposite of what you are today, what would you like to find out about the opposite sex?

OMG! I would want to know why it is so frickin hard for boys and MEN to aim at a circle with a diameter of 12 inches, and MISS almost everytime! How hard is it to aim and actually pee in a bowl?

Yes, I woke up to a puddle on the gd floor this morning and blew a gasket! I just don't get it and I guess I never will. Well, it is time my DS14 and DS10 will be learning how to wash bathroom floors. I told them that as of today, if I find any more pee on the floor of either bathroom, they will be washing the floors everyday.

 

[bdoyledimou]

Sometimes, (especially in the morning..) things don't work as expected.....

 

[Toad_Passenger]

Sometimes, (especially in the morning..) things don't work as expected.....

Or...they're working better than expected.

 

[rszdtrvl]

I wrote on our toilet seat :

"Before you pee, please lift me."

I figure after 6 months of looking at the words (as a "reminder") that DH and DS will be trained to lift the lid first.

 

[disneyfans95]

If I could change and be a woman for a day, I doubt I would leave the house

Regarding the pee, like others said, in the mornings it is ummm pretty hard to aim

 

[Nette]

Regarding the pee, like others said, in the mornings it is ummm pretty hard to aim

Then sit.

I'd want to see what the big giant deal was about why men are so interested in certain parts of the female anatomy... I just don't get it.

 

[jfoofj]

I would put my dirty clothes and towel in the hamper, make the bed, clean up the sugar I spilled on the counter while making my coffee, take the dogs out for their morning walkies, be in a great mood all day at work, come home and either make dinner or take my family out to dinner, help the kids with their homework, do a load of laundry, vaccum, take the dogs out for their evening walkies, put the kids to bed, and then ask my wife what she wants to watch on tv. Or, better yet, ask her if she would just like to talk about our feelings.

 

[HelenePA]

If I could change and be a woman for a day, I doubt I would leave the house

Regarding the pee, like others said, in the mornings it is ummm pretty hard to aim

sit or clean it yourself.. do you think we like cleaning up other peoples pee?

 

[Toad_Passenger]

Then sit.

I'd want to see what the big giant deal was about why men are so interested in certain parts of the female anatomy... I just don't get it.

Sitting wouldn't really rectify the problem either.

 

[disneyfans95]

Then sit.

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Lol, we can't sit. that is the issue in the mornings!

 

[AlleyKat]

If you woke up tomorrow the opposite of what you are today, what would you like to find out about the opposite sex?

The thought processes of what drives men's behaviors, what they think about throughout the day and why their reasoning is as it seems.


The biggest mystery I'd love to solve, do men ever take a woman's face into account when getting all worked up over her!!!

 

[Toad_Passenger]

The thought processes of what drives men's behaviors, what they think about throughout the day and why their reasoning is as it seems.


The biggest mystery I'd love to solve, do men ever take a woman's face into account when getting all worked up over her!!!

I think guys do take a woman's face into consideration. It's not a very nice term, but have you ever heard of a "butter face?"

 

[disneyfans95]

The thought processes of what drives men's behaviors, what they think about throughout the day and why their reasoning is as it seems.


The biggest mystery I'd love to solve, do men ever take a woman's face into account when getting all worked up over her!!!

Oh we do

I think the biggest suprise is how effective our thought process is vs women's. We pretty much are able to get from point A to point B without any stops inbetween. Things like make up, our mood and if we need four friends involved don't clutter us up..

My wife will reach the same conclusions (on her own) about a vast majority of topics that come into play in our life. Be it the kids, marriage, money, jobs etc. The difference is it takes here much longer because there are mystery stops on the way that men just can't grasp!

 

[AlleyKat]

I think guys do take a woman's face into consideration. It's not a very nice term, but have you ever heard of a "butter face?"

Yes, that term is quite common.

 

[AlleyKat]

Oh we do

I think the biggest suprise is how effective our thought process is vs women's. We pretty much are able to get from point A to point B without any stops inbetween. Things like make up, our mood and if we need four friends involved don't clutter us up..

My wife will reach the same conclusions (on her own) about a vast majority of topics that come into play in our life. Be it the kids, marriage, money, jobs etc. The difference is it takes here much longer because there are mystery stops on the way that men just can't grasp!

Love it!

 

[bored]

I'd love to be a woman for one day and see why in gosh name women think like they do! It would probably take more than one day to figure out a problem that big!

 

[cm8]

I'd love to be a woman for one day and see why in gosh name women think like they do! It would probably take more than one day to figure out a problem that big!

, Beyonce's song " if I were a boy" comes to mind and I whole heartily agree with what she is saying in that song. My husband hates it and I am pretty sure I know why.

 

[pigletgirl]

I'm content with being a girl, but what I would like is for DF to transform to a girl (just for a day) and go through horrible PMS! He isn't very in tune with the whole thing. He just needs to get a clue.

 

[themilesfamily]

The only reason I would want to be a man for a day is to run around and do all the projects in the house that require upper-body strength and height. (Of which I have neither.)

I know that not all men have massive upper-body strength and are tall -- but I'm envisioning my DH, so those are the attributes of his that I'd want for a day.

I would not a want a *****. Let me quote Elaine from Seinfield -- "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

I would very much like my DH to turn into a woman and give birth. I'd like to see him make it through transition and delivery. He told me, after I had our DD, "I didn't think you'd be so whiny." Yes, I let him live...but I'd like to see him give it a try!!!

 

[GeorgeG]

As my wife would attest to, I'm pretty much a clean and considerate guy and never leave a mess around the toilet or anywhere else. If I were to become a woman for a day I suppose the one simple thing I would probably appreciate is not having to shave. Aside from that, I think my day would be much like it usually is.