If you can laugh at yourself... You'll be just fine

Raulandpinboy

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So I'm at work right and I'm on the phone talking to 3 people at once, and this morning I have talking straight for about 3 hours.

So my lips are getting dry so I reach for handy dandy chap stick that I keep in my drawer. Well not paying attention I grabbed a stick and proceed while still on the phone to apply the Chap Stick to my lips.

Well suddenly I say "yuck my chap stick went bad, its tastes awful and is all gooey” at which point one of the folks on my conference call says “what wrong?” I tell them my chap sticks gone bad, and that’s rare because they have a shelf life of about what oh say 3000 years.

Then I look down and there in my hand is not my chap stick, but low and behold it’s a tube of Office Depot glue stick.

Yup I had just applied glue to my lips… How do you recover from that one.

Luckily that stuff has the consistency of yeast and water mixed, it was a simple wipe off with a moist wet wipe (which I keep on my desk for just such an emergency).

Moral of the story Pay attention if it feels like Chap Stick, looks like Chap Stick… It could be a glue stick… you never know.

Oh the folks on the phone went off on a discussion of the shelf life and validity of Chap Stick, both regular and the Aloe Vera version which gave enough time to recover from my little fopaux. And the world will never know.
 
Oh my!! Good thing it wasn't super glue!!

But then again..... naw won't go there!! I'll be good!!!

Love ya, mean it!
Winnie:wave2:
 
And I'm w/ Winnie...Not goin' there... nope..I have to live w/ you...

(Super-Glue..pretty funny Winnie :p )
 
Just as long as you don't start using that Office Depot mascara. That white out is a pain to try and get out of your eyelashes. And don't even get me started on those post-it note band-aids. I can never get those things to stay on. The good thing though is that they don't pull the hair off when you remove them. Maybe if I applied a little chapstick to them I could get them to work better.

Jeff
 

Highlighters do work well on both your finger and toe nails. When applying rouge, ensure that you use the red stamp pad and not the blue.

Brian
 
Elmers Glue makes a wonderful exfoliating mask. Just smear it all over your face, wait for it to dry, and peeeeeeeeell it off nice and fast. Oh, and be careful of the eyebrows and eyelashes unless you want to go for that non hairy baldface look.
 
all of these helpful suggestions in his "hint" book...especially the "mascara" hint for all the ladies..

And...I cannot believe that he even admitted that he did this :tongue:
 
Jeff,
Now I know you've spent way too much time in S.F. and not at the conference or the baseball park.
 














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