If the murse is wrong, we don't want to be right! 27 days- holy smoke!

[jordanyosh]

wow....i'm wondering what kind of ads people are getting when viewing this TR right now???? have you ever noticed the ads tend to go with what you're talking about? like on my disappearing peeps thread (it's a dieting thread - not a magic thread for asian people, jordan!) we always see adds for diets or gyms or whatever.

Thanks for clarifying that dawn...

Lets see what pops up!!!!

 

[rentayenta]

I don't mind the girl talk really.....

Well in that case................................

You people are freaks.

Sex, tampons, cigarettes, and chorizo.

Sounds like some weird freaky novel.

Hello luvah. We are a freaky novel. A Disney lovin', chorizo eating, tampon wearing bunch except Jordan cause he's a man and me because I got TSS a few years ago Say that 5x fast!

wow....i'm wondering what kind of ads people are getting when viewing this TR right now???? have you ever noticed the ads tend to go with what you're talking about? like on my disappearing peeps thread (it's a dieting thread - not a magic thread for asian people, jordan!) we always see adds for diets or gyms or whatever.

Where is your disappearing peeps thread? I am changing my diet habits and loving the Wii Fit; is it for support?

 

[punkin413]

totally for support. here ya go: http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1863804

 

[rentayenta]

totally for support. here ya go: http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1863804

Sweet! Just posted!!!!

 

[winkers]

Poor Jordan.

The first time I used a tampon I was at a slumber party and wanted to go swimming. I had never used one but my friend's older sister had. She stood outside the bathroom door cheering me on and giving me directions. I remember this like it was yesterday:

Unwrap it. I unwrapped. Now hold it like a cigarette. How do you hold a cigarette? I was 13 y/o!

hat happened to me too!!!! i was 15 when i first used one of those and i did the very same thing. i kept telling my best friend it was pinching and she was like, "WHAT is pinching????" i've always been a klutz with feminine products. (where's the tag fairy when you need her?)

My first experience with them was when I was 16 and wanted to go swimming on a family vacation.....my mom handed me the box and said here you go! No instruction.....................just read this!!

I contorted into positions I didn't know I could achieve! I'm sure that's how Yoga was invented!!

by the way, my mom's fact of life talk was about as informative.

 

[englishrose47]

I think all girls have HORRORTAMPAX stories !! I wore it more like a cork and waddled around till my older sister took me in the bathroom and did some splainin!!!Now the "other" pads were not as user friendly as now and you wore a belyt with hooks !! and rubber pants the first few days I kid you not

 

[rentayenta]

My first experience with them was when I was 16 and wanted to go swimming on a family vacation.....my mom handed me the box and said here you go! No instruction.....................just read this!!

I contorted into positions I didn't know I could achieve! I'm sure that's how Yoga was invented!!

by the way, my mom's fact of life talk was about as informative.

I have the worst visual. You poor girl!

I think all girls have HORRORTAMPAX stories !! I wore it more like a cork and waddled around till my older sister took me in the bathroom and did some splainin!!!Now the "other" pads were not as user friendly as now and you wore a belyt with hooks !! and rubber pants the first few days I kid you not

OUCH! That sounds painful.


It's a wonder any of us made it out intact.

 

[Bev1016]

I can see I missed a lot today!

Jenny, the chorizo breakfast sounds fab! I may just show up at your house one morning for breakfast!

 

[rentayenta]

I can see I missed a lot today!

Jenny, the chorizo breakfast sounds fab! I may just show up at your house one morning for breakfast!

Hi Bevily! We have been chatty about the trip and other things. Good to see you.

 

[Bev1016]

Hi Bevily! We have been chatty about the trip and other things. Good to see you.

So the plane tickets are purchased, the rooms are booked, the ADRs and reserved, and the breakfasts menus are made!

What's next on your planning agenda?

 

[2ScottishPrincesses]

Thanks for a good laugh to start my day off with folks .

Let me add a story. One of the girls I work with said that when her mum told her she was pregnant she asked how the baby got in her tummy and the response was "Ask your daddy". She asked her dad who said "Well you know how mummy was riding her new bike a couple of months ago? Well that's how it happened!" . Now fast forward a few months and what did wee Susie get for her Christmas....yep you guessed it and her parents couldn't work out why she was terrified to ride the bike. When her mum eventually got the story out of her she was nun too please . This is why it is such a good thing that we're the types of women that take personal responsibility for our kids personal development education....no matter how uncomfortable and crindge-worthy it may be

BTW Jenny can you come down to WDW to be our personal chef for our trip in August.....YUMMMEEEEE

How long 'til the China trip now Jordan? I have a few friends who're cabin crew and flight deck crew who have been and it is among most of their top few destination...you're going to have an amazing time

 

[englishrose47]

Have to add another "Where do babies come from"" My Grandmother told my Dad they grew under the Gooseberry bushes and guess what he did .... Dug 'em up looking for a brother !!

 

[DisneyJo]

OMG you guys

 

[jenna]

Good morning! Looks like I missed alot yesterday afternoon and evening! Those were some pretty hysterical posts!

 

[Bev1016]

You guys have some great stories!

Thanks for making me laugh this early in the morning--I needed it!

 

[rentayenta]

So the plane tickets are purchased, the rooms are booked, the ADRs and reserved, and the breakfasts menus are made!

What's next on your planning agenda?

ADRs are not made my little friend; not until Feb 9. At least Jenna is in the same time zone or I could get up at 5 am, either way.

Thanks for a good laugh to start my day off with folks .

Let me add a story. One of the girls I work with said that when her mum told her she was pregnant she asked how the baby got in her tummy and the response was "Ask your daddy". She asked her dad who said "Well you know how mummy was riding her new bike a couple of months ago? Well that's how it happened!" . Now fast forward a few months and what did wee Susie get for her Christmas....yep you guessed it and her parents couldn't work out why she was terrified to ride the bike. When her mum eventually got the story out of her she was nun too please . This is why it is such a good thing that we're the types of women that take personal responsibility for our kids personal development education....no matter how uncomfortable and crindge-worthy it may be

That poor girl!!!!

BTW Jenny can you come down to WDW to be our personal chef for our trip in August.....YUMMMEEEEE

You betcha!

Have to add another "Where do babies come from"" My Grandmother told my Dad they grew under the Gooseberry bushes and guess what he did .... Dug 'em up looking for a brother !!

OMGosh, that's funny!

OMG you guys

Too much for ya?

Good morning! Looks like I missed alot yesterday afternoon and evening! Those were some pretty hysterical posts!

Good morning sunshine. Loving the early morning posts!

You guys have some great stories!

Thanks for making me laugh this early in the morning--I needed it!

I can only imagine what our own poor daughters are hearing in school.

 

[Bev1016]

ADRs are not made my little friend; not until Feb 9. At least Jenna is in the same time zone or I could get up at 5 am, either way.

That's right! Wow, that's coming up soon. I think what I meant was that you've decided where you want to eat-subject to availability. It's nice to be someone's little friend

I can only imagine what our own poor daughters are hearing in school.

Add a for me too! I'm sure most kids are much more knowledgable these days.

 

[DisneyJo]

Too much for ya?

Well I am a prim and proper English girl you know

 

[winkers]

She asked her dad who said "Well you know how mummy was riding her new bike a couple of months ago? Well that's how it happened!"

I was going to join a spinning class at the gym, but I don't think I will now.

 

[Bev1016]

Well I am a prim and proper English girl you know

I was going to join a spinning class at the gym, but I don't think I will now.

It's probably for the best. Stay away from gooseberry bushes, too!