If it's Tuesday, this must be Epcot. ALL FINISHED, PLEASE MOVE ME OUT. SO TIRED.

nebo said:
Well thank you Jamie. There, that didn't hurt too much did it?
Does this mean I"m a member of the group now?

Now, is there anybody out there that can decipher what in the heck she
was talking about? :confused3
I never took hieroglyphics in school. :p
No, really , thanks. The next installment is going to have to wait till tomorrow I'm afraid, have to go and practice my throwing up again. The pepto isn't working. :wave:
OK, you're sick, so I won't point out that hieroglyphics were invented AFTER you finished school! :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

And, yes, I had to look up the spelling of that word! You didn't think I was going to trust someone who spells it "g-e-e-s-h", didja???
 
Hi. Boy, guess I have to be really nice to Jamie here, after all the trouble
she went to to make fun of my age. GEESH

There is probably something wrong with me, but I have always liked the
Adventurers Club. It's also about the only one we go in over here.

After getting a couple of beers we have a seat in the middle.
And I can't believe it.
The same big, bald , well,, fat guy is still working here.
I still have a picture of him having a lengthy talk to our 10 year old son
back in '92.

Now there's a bit of non-change that makes me feel good.

I enjoy just sitting there and listening to the exchanges, joining in once in
a while.

Well, at least until one guy came in with his wife and decided he wanted
to be part of the show. He had to interrupt almost all the performers to
try to be funny, and make a dumb joke.

And I know funny.
I'm a clownfish

Soon, they invited us all into the "radio" room for a special show.

Now, they have quite a few little shows that go on periodically that
are quite clever.

This isn't one of them though.

I once videotaped the whole thing 12 years ago, and it's quite long and boring.

Even I start heading for the door when I threaten to stick that tape in.

We leave, wander around abit and head back to Planet Hol.

Whoops. The line is now 45 minutes. How did this happen?
Nope, not in the mood to wait.
It's back to the resort for something to eat there.

It's a nice little dinner we bring back and eat it on the balcony.
No, I have no idea what it was.

This is a time to enjoy, because we should be packing up right now,
it was originally the end, finish, kaput.

Until we added the Pop days to it.

We both take one more walk to overlook the lobby, just to see it one more
time at night and it's off to bed.

Before I fall asleep, I thought some more about the resorts.
(uh oh, here he goes again)

You're probably going to think I'm nuts, but as pretty as this place is,
I prefer any of the moderates better.

As far as deluxe resorts go, we've stayed now in WL, AKL, and the Dolphin.
Even gotten up close to all the others except Saratoga or OKW.

I think one of the things with me is I get tired of having to use the
elevators all the time.

And I like a food court option.
But the biggest thing to me is I like to be able to open my door and
be outside.
Not have to walk down a long hallway and then wait for the elevator.
At least most of these rooms come with balconies. At the Royal Pacific, you
don't even get that, and the windows don't even open. It's a major project just to find out what it's like outside.

Don't get me wrong, I'd stay here again, if the deal was good enough.
Rack rates? No way.


Wednsday morning:

Yep, it's official now.

It was tuesday, and it wasn't Epcot.

The whole trip report is a lie. :rotfl:

After packing, a guy comes and gets our stuff to do the transfer.
All I have is a ten.
Uh uh, that's not gonna happen, so I ask him if he can break it.

"Sure," and he gives me a five back.
Guess he decided how much the tip should be.

After saying goodbye to 50,000 of our closest friends, (love bugs) we drive over to
Pop Century.

And of course, managed to make a wrong turn somewhere again.

We can drive all the way from almost Wisconsin with out one wrong turn,
but can't go from one disney resort to another without screwing up.

Ok, first impression is terrific, it looks way better than the All-Stars
buildings.

Now, deep breaths, pump ourselves up, woof, woof, woof.
Time for check-in.

Room request; smoking, fifties, 2nd floor.

Room received; smoking, fifties, 4th floor.

Close enough.

But our luck finally ran out.
For the first time at Disney, we have gotten a dreaded "parking lot view."

Actually, the first thru third floors wouldn't have been so bad because
of a row of trees planted in between the building and the lot. But the trees
weren't old enough yet to reach the fourth floor, so we could see right over them.

Yes, from where we were just at, this room is quite a let down. But it's plenty big for just two people. And we were'nt supposed to be here at all anyway.

Baggage isn't going to be delivered till later so we change into suits from our carry-with bags and go down by the fifties pool for awhile.

I can't help it. I just love it here.
Even just sitting by the bowling pin pool, there was so much to look at.
I couldn't wait till later to go and explore the whole place. Just not now.

Tonight is Emh at Animal Kingdom, for some reason they moved it to wednsday this week.
And they also changed the time from 5 to 8 to 6 till 9.
Good, I get to see more of it in the dark.

right back
 
Go ahead, try to figure out where I'm going with that title, just try. :smokin:

After we leave the pool, surprisingly our luggage was waiting in the room for us.

Ahead of schedule, they usually say 3:30

(ok, I'm afraid this is gonna get ugly here)

As Diane is grabbing all the drawers, I go to the bathroom.

And I come face to face with IT.
The toilet.

Oh no, this is not just any toilet.

Now, luckily for me, I was not still sitting when I finished.

There is no handle here. Just a chrome button on the middle of the tank top.

This should have given it away to me but I just pushed the button anyway.

Suddenly, the whole room rumbled, the lights flickered, and all the air was
sucked up out of the room.

I looked, and it was gone. Just like that like I had never even used the toilet in the first place.

And it all took place in .5 seconds.

I was scared.

I think Disney has found a chasm that goes all the way to the center of the earth, and they now handle waste at the new resorts by jetisoning it there.

I had heard about these things.

They were originally tested in the Nevada desert and then later in the
fifties at Bikini Atol, along with the hydrogen bomb.

But back then, they were considered to be too cruel and inhumane.

That is not a flush handle on the tank.

It is called a detonator.

Seriously, you may think I'm blowing this out of proportion, but I would
not want to be sitting there when the thing goes off.

I'm afraid I'd end up doing Mel Gibson's William Wallace character from
"Braveheart" and start yelling " FREEDOM" as I"m being disembowled.

Now, aren't you glad I shared that with you? heh

detonate at your own risk.

coming; animal kingdom, once more with feeling :wave:
 

JUst wondering. Does anybody know why it's just the Value resorts that have these
kind of toilets? Is it Disney's darwinian way of filtering out the cheapo people from
the Grand Floridians?
 
nebo said:
JUst wondering. Does anybody know why it's just the Value resorts that have these
kind of toilets? Is it Disney's darwinian way of filtering out the cheapo people from
the Grand Floridians?
OKW has the push button on the top of the tank type toilet. My least favorite thing about one of my favorite resorts.
 
Ok, I guess it's the "OLD GUY'S" turn.
After getting sichyated, we changed and soon left for Ak, emh.
I made extra sure I had my spare depends, grabbed my walker and we
were out the door. Even though we were on the ground floor, we still took the elevator.

Now, those of you that have followed this whole dumb tr, you know what
the mission is tonight.

Yes, that's right, find De vine.

Remember last time here? The scanner didn't know my fingers?
Well, it still didn't.
Only this woman working there didn't give me the clever, " Sir, are you by
chance using someone elses fingers this time line," no, she just glared at me.

So I tried different fingers, just for the heck of it.
nothing

This kept going on and still she just glared at me.
Bad Nebo.

After I ran out of fingers to try, I started taking off my shoe.
That's when she finally asked for an ID and let us in.

Once in, she finally talks me into Rafiki"s Planet Watch.
I didn't care, one way or the other, so, ok, let's try it.

It's ok, mostly a pet the goats kinda thing, but you're held hostage by the train.

What is weird there though, is there was a girl holding a spiny tailed lizard.

And encouraged folks to touch it.

The second you touched it, this team of bio-haz security would descend upon you and start washing your hands.

We walked over to the lab side where they had a few snakes.
A guy outside was pointing out a red rat snake in a tank, aka, corn snake.

I told him nice specimen of elaphe gutatta gutatta, have you ever had an
elaphe subocularis here?

Yep, that's a real show stopper, Diane rolled her eyes and walked away, he gave me that "grown a third eye look and walked away."

Hey, give me a break, I haven't been annoying in a while.

Train ride back, we decide to give Kilimanjaro another try. Only tried it once,
and neither of us were too impressed. Not sure why everyone rushes to it
at park opening, but , then again, what are you going to rush to there.?

I don't know why, but this ride still doesn't pop my bubble for me.
And I love animals.

However.
There was one thing that happened on the ride.
Unfortunately, it requires me being able to post a pic.

And that's always dicey.

Our jeep/truck had stopped, and we were told to look out to the left to see something, but I was all the way on the right side.

So, I looked to the right and I see a big rhino, about 25 feet away, just looking at us. (me?)

When I picked up the camera, I had no idea of how good a shot I was going
go get cuz evidently, I didn't hear hem say " no pics".

He charged, and at the last second, pulled up. Right after I snapped it, I was in Diane's lap.

"Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone."

It looked like this.

09-03-2006-04.jpg



Ok, I'm going on faith that this picture posted ok.

Remember, that thing is not just standing there, waving, as we drive by.

It was back in the brush,, and charging.

"Gee, the Safari ride was a lot more exciting this time, wan't it Diane?"

"Yes, it was."
" You can get off my lap now."

Later, we walk by "Flame tree." My favorite ride, but we don't do it this time.

We caught "Flights of Wonder," the last show, and this time she wasn't picked to let the bird take the money out of her hand.

Good thing too, She was holding up a blank check this time.
Heh, just kidding honey, Honey? OW!

When we go out, it's darking out pretty good now so we head over to dinoland.

I love Primevil Whirl, and totally appreciate all the money they spent making
the ride look as hokey as it does.

On the way over to Dinosaur, we see a little path that says " Cretacious Trail."
Hey, it's something different. Walking down it you get to read some plant
signs, hear some growls, and then you come out somewhere you have no idea
where you are.

I think that's it whole purpose, just to keep folks wandering around aimlessly and not actually standing in a line

After wandering around, trying to get back to "Dinosaur," we decided to do
the trail backwards, and Voila, there it is.

I mean this in all sincerity.
This ride is one hundred percent better at night.
It's not just my eyes. Even Diane said she caught more than she ever did
when we used to do it in the day.

And trust me, if you really want to scare a loved one , have them sit on the right side.

With that done, we head on out.
No rush at the bus stop, and back at the Pop in no time. ( yes, I sat, doesn't count from AK.)

Back in the room, I'm starting to get that "boy, this trip is winding down,
isn't it? " feeling. So I ask her if she wants to 'splore with me, and I make a couple of drinks.

Down at the Hippy Dippy Pool, I can't believe how many kids are in it. It's only about 74 degrees out, but I forget about the days when I was little and my mom used to have me netted to get me out of a pool or lake.
You know, with blue lips and shivering all over,, "I'm f-f-f-ine."

The walkway along Hourglass lake is what puts Pop over the top with the All Stars.
Of course we had to walk over the bridge until we hit the dead end.
I am really wondering what they're going to do with that "Legendery side" that was already started. My own guess is that if the mini-suites work out at All Star Music, the whole Legendary Years might be baby suites.

We walked all the way down to the end, then turned back by the '90s buildings.
Taking the inland route back, I couldn't believe that there wasn't a single person in the computer pool. And at night it's even prettier than the other pool.
It's back to the room , another drink, ( have you ever noticed as a trip is coming to a close, you start drinking more?). It's like you finally realize, " Hey, I"m on vacation, I can do whatever I want."

I find myself just standing outside our room, leaning over the rail and looking
at the pretty sights.
Yep. That's our car over there.
Oh, and a Ford Ranger pulled in next to us.

that's it for wednsday, two days left.
coming; tomorrow, the pool, mgm, mini golf, fantasmic and a near death experience, not neccessarily in that order. :wave:
 
nebo said:
Ok, I guess it's the "OLD GUY'S" turn.
After getting sichyated, we changed and soon left for Ak, emh.
I made extra sure I had my spare depends, grabbed my walker and we
were out the door. Even though we were on the ground floor, we still took the elevator.
Oh!! Hahahahaha!!! Did you remember to put your teeth back in?? :teeth:

Now, those of you that have followed this whole dumb tr, you know what
the mission is tonight.

Yes, that's right, find De vine.
Uuummm. Maybe I missed it. But did you find her???

However.
There was one thing that happened on the ride.
Unfortunately, it requires me being able to post a pic.

And that's always dicey.
Uh-oh. Technologically challenged, are we?? :teeth:

but I forget about the days when I was little and my mom used to have me netted to get me out of a pool or lake.
You know, with blue lips and shivering all over,, "I'm f-f-f-ine."
Well. You are OLD, ya know!!
 
:thumbsup2 Loving your trip report! My DH is 54 and sounds a lot like you :teeth: but hey, I'm 10 years younger than he is so it's obligatory that I give him a hard time about his age.

Hope to read the rest of your report soon!
 
our next trip, nebo and I will be fighting over the walker....got a card in the mail today from my sis for my 50th birthday and...... my invitation to join AARP.... life is cruel.. I used to love that Beatles' song "When I'm sixty-four" um.. Paul McCartney is 64 now.
 
Love your trip report Nebo, very funny. I'm only on page 2, but it's late now, catch up tomorrow

Thanks to Sheri for the recommendation!
 
You, sir, are a riot! A Trilogy of Terror movie reference? My sisters and I have always called him "the little doll"....thanks for the laughs :rotfl:
 
A couple of call outs here first.
Joann Pan , wow, I didn't think I named the Karen Black movie but you hit
it on the head. And yes, that damn Zuli doll still gives me the creeps.

Tiki 23, I am glad you had the sense to marry someone much more mature, like I am. Sounds like you two have a great future ahead.

By the way to this Smidgy person, Paul WISHES he only looked like he's 64, I'm sorry, but it seems like he and Keith Richards are both trying out for " night of the Living Dead."

And Sheridac? ha ha ha, you too funny. Welcome to my "ignore " list.
Ya, just kiddin, but about the teeth?

Ha ha. You are so wrong.
Don't have any false teeth.

I brushed both of them this morning.

I do have to give you credit though. You picked up on the " no devine " reference.

Thursday morning:
Yep, up early, even after two weeks the biological clock still hasn't reset.

Oh, I'm sorry Tiggerbell and Sheridac, THE anthropological clock hasn't changed yet.

Now, at Pop, there's no coffee in the room, gotta fend for myself at the food court.

So, get all my stuff together for the pool, that's right, don't want to disturb " she who must not be disturbed". So, this is a cakewalk not having to make coffee too.

Right after getting all the stuff together, I make a potty run.

Quietly shut the door, do my business and just as I am pressing the "flusher",
the nickel drops into my brain.
"Oh crap"
Too late.

The walls shook.
The lights flickered.
Again, all the air was sucked out of the room.
Car alarms went off.
And the wake-up call rang with Mickey saying " Who woke me up?"

Crap again. So much for stealth.

When I walked out, she was standing on the bed with this glazed look,
going " Whuuuu?"

I kept going right out the door.

I went down to the food court, got a coffee and a newspaper, then grabbed a couple of loungers by the 60's pool.

Used the paper to "save" the chair next to me, then plopped down in mine.

The one that is still soaking wet from the dew.

Oh well, got my suit on.

But gee, ya think the other one might be kinda wet too?

I grabbed the wet newspaper, then tried my best to dry the loungers with my tank top. That's right, no towels at the Value's.

Sipping my coffee and again, just checkin it out, got to thinking about
movies. You know, Disney movies. And guess what?
It's a " Nebo list" time again.

# 5 on my all time Disney list. Toy Story
# 4 Monsters Inc.
#3 Alladin
#2 Finding Nebo, I mean Nemo
#1 And I make no apologies for this, THE LION KING

And we only have the tape.
But, that's what I always stick in when I'm feeling down, or there's nothing else on, or , the Sox are losing, or just to tick her off, yep, that's the one.

Allrighty now, after I organize these important thoughts in my brain, Diane
surprises me and comes down early.

Apparently it seems something woke her up .

She's already gone and got her tea.
After all these years, I still don't get it. Tea? How un-American is that?

About ten minutes later, I ask if she wants to take another walk around the grounds with me, for a couple pics.

Foolish girl says ok.

This time we got to see the foosball players in daylight.
Man, how hokey.
I love it.

Ok, you get amoung them, and I'll go up a floor or two to take the picture.
amoung? oh well
It's time for the technically challenged to try this pic thing again.

09-03-2006-17.jpg


She's the little one in the middle.
To be honest, I'm not sure that this is a "view" I'd like to wake up to every morning.

And now, it's going to get ugly.

Yep, she took a picture.

The Legendary Lost Potatoe Head

09-03-2006-16.jpg


Then, it was back to the loungers.

This next part is kinda strange, and I'm going to have to keep you hanging for a night here, sorry, just not enough time left to do this right.
goodnight, y'all come back now, ya hear?

coming;
the death of a neboman
:wave:
 
nebo said:
And Sheridac? ha ha ha, you too funny. Welcome to my "ignore " list.
Ya, just kiddin, but about the teeth?

Ha ha. You are so wrong.
Don't have any false teeth.

I brushed both of them this morning.
Oh. Hahahahahhahahaha!!!!!! Thanks for that. Laugh. No need to do situps tonight!!!

But. Did you remember to wash out your rubber pants??? I remember Pop has that little clothes line in the bathroom. :teeth:

Now, at Pop, there's no coffee in the room, gotta fend for myself at the food court.
Uuumm. That is NOT coffee. That is Nescacrap. Eeeewwww!!!!

Quietly shut the door, do my business
This might just be too much information there Sharkbait. Just sayin'.

It's time for the technically challenged to try this pic thing again.

09-03-2006-17.jpg
Oh lookie here. Sharkbait's all growed up!!!

goodnight, y'all come back now, ya hear?
You may live to regret that invitation!!!

coming;
the death of a neboman
Or not. :teeth:
 
nebo said:
I keep it simple, just tell them the three most important things they need to know.

1, try to go in the offseason
2. stay on site
3. be at the parks when they open, especially if you're new to Disney.

YEP. (& 4. take a break mid day.) :smooth:

I like your rapid fire delivery. Kinda Rodney Daingerfield'ish (or even Hennie Youngman).

Hound pug:
 
nebo said:
That's right, we divorced in '99 after a series of unfortunate events and remarried in '03 after living together for almost 2 years.

She likes to say the divorce just didn't work out.
When I introduce her I always say "She's much nicer than my first wife."

:rotfl:


Disney is part of the reason we got back together. We both loved it there and couldn't find anyone else to go with.

:thumbsup2 Not only does this make sense, but maybe this could also be phrased "Disney is part of the reason we STAY together". (works for me)
 
Hound 109 said:
(or even Hennie Youngman).

Hound pug:

:sad2: Has anyone seen my walker???

Nebo - truce! I can't make fun of anyone when I keep understanding the references, too!
 
Has anyone seen my walker?

Ouch. I almost referenced Groucho (who along with Hennie & Nebo are kings of rapid fire delivery).

Gotta go, Dennys AARP value menu starts at 4pm. ;)

:moped:
 








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