If food falls in your cleavage do you eat it?

[lacrosse_lady72]

Hey, I don't want to waste food.

 

[Papa Deuce]

True story. Before I met my husband, I had a blind date at the beach. The guy accidently dropped a quarter of Oreo on his stomach. He looked at it and said "Where you going?" and ate it off his hairy chest.

Maybe not on a blind date, but I would absolutely do that....

BTW, on the gross side, I used to work in Burger King in high school. We had this man who would come in a lot. He was mentally retarded. He always wore those "wife beater T's", as they call them... anyway, one time he opened his sandwich up at the counter and started eating.... then he sneezed...

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He put the sandwich under his armpit while he blew his nose, and then went back to eating his sandwich.

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

I nominate this thread as the best thread of 2009!

Only if I can nominate that American currency thread in the Theme Parks... thread (that is STILL going) as one of the silliest.

 

[GothTink]

My ****s, my food.

 

[sissybells]

Maybe not in public, unless it's chocolate. I could never waste chocolate so I wouldn't care who would see me do it.

 

[phorsenuf]

If it falls into MY cleavage, yes, I'll eat it. If it falls into YOUR cleavage, I'll just leave it alone.

Do you have a problem wiht my cleavage? Huh huh, do ya???

I nominate this thread as the best thread of 2009!

Why thank you, thank you very much (that was in my best Elvis voice.)

It's good to see that people don't have cleavage food phobia.

 

[paintnolish]

Yes, if DH doesn't get to it first! Although, I'm not sure if he's going for the cleavage or snack.

 

[Randi]

My cleavage is only exposed when I am showering and I haven't ever eaten in the shower.

 

[disykat]

My cleavage is only exposed when I am showering and I haven't ever eaten in the shower.

I was thinking along the same lines!

 

[lovetoscrap]

I have ample cleavage and it often catches things that fall--sometimes I think half my meal ends up there! But I have to say that NO I do not eat it. With my hot flashes I am sweating all the time and there is no way I am eating anything that ends up there!



But this does remind me of the most memorable thing at my wedding. When DH went to feed me the bite of cake it fell. . . Down the front of my strapless dress. I am fairly conservative and was not all that comfortable with a strapless dress to begin with, and then the wedding guests start yelling "Go and get it!" to DH. We have the entire thing on video, along with my face (and his, he felt terrible about it!) and a bridesmaid and I rushing out to the bathroom so I could remove it! And no, no one ate it!


I can't believe this hasn't been asked yet. . . Phorse, what caused you to start this thread??????

 

[disykat]

Do you have a problem wiht my cleavage? Huh huh, do ya???



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Quite possibly. This thread should inspire another thread - "do you have a problem with other people's cleavage?"

I was at a restaurant the other night with my dh and I said to him "Man, now I know what men go through - I can't stop staring at that lady's chest." They were hanging out all over and it was like a train wreck- I couldn't help but stare!

 

[clovergirl5]

I haven't read all the post but for me it depends when I find the food. If its right away, yes I eat it, if its at the end of the day....nah, Ill pass.

I find melted chocolate, leaf pieces, popcorn crumbs, oh and I found a lady bug once in my bra. That little sucker started biting me, it hurt.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

You know, munching on some popcorn or nuts and some falls down into your cleavage do you pick it out and eat it or toss it?

I store it there and save it for later.