Idiotic things you've done...

[WMX:V3]

My list is too long to list. I'll list a few.

1.) Jumped out of a moving car(NOT going slow)
2.) Slammed into my friend on my bike, causing me to go flying....into a tree.
3.) Elbowed my 6ft 9'' cousin in the ribs...I'll never forget the day...*shudder*
4.) Messed up my cousin's character on World of Warcraft.
5.) Tried to do a endo on my bike and ended up flat on my face on the ground.

You?

 

[Loves Disney]

Idiotic? Heh, signed up for Honors Calculus. lol.

Others include:

Falling off small steps in my house...constantly.
Slipping and falling randomly around my house, from a stand still position.
Parked a little too far from a place causing us to walk nearly half a mile because I didn't feel like parallel parking, lol. (that was a while ago when I first got my license. lol.)

 

[Babyjustrun]

Skateboarded in flip flops. Dumb idea, I know. I tried to turn, and I leaned too far and my toes SCRATCHED across the pavement as the skateboard turned.

 

[WORLDwarQUIFFLE]

hahhaa.
The list would be sooooooooo long.
But to name a few.

-Ran into a PARKED car on my bike.
-the classic, fell up the stairs. (& down of course)
-falling off my bike, when I'm NOT riding it.
-fall trying to sit down..

yeah...

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

i have alot the list goes on and on

-running into closed glass doors
-driving a golf cart into a tree
-driving a golf cart into a lake
-riding a skateboard in flip flops
-flipping a razor scooter
-slipping in water
-falling while going up and down stairs

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Aw, you see, this is what makes me special. The only idotic things I've done are:

Fallen up the stairs
Fallen down the stairs
and almost fell down an escalator (going down) in an airport twice in a row.​

 

[potcislove]

Well, theres quite a few.
But I'm too lazy to atcually make a list.


**Walked up the down escalator, and then taking at least 10 seconds to realize why I wasnt going anywhere.

 

[BandGeek911]

The only thing I can think of at the moment is that I rode my friend's bike into a mailbox...


Oh, and I've fallen up the stairs a bazillion times

"Melissa, what was that thud?"

"Oh, nothing. I just missed a step"

^^ common house hold quote lol

 

[Dragonlord11_7]

LOL... I've had many falling "ups" with my stairs.

1) Falling down a flight of stairs.
2) Riding my bike down a hill that slants like this slash: /
3) Asking my cousing how old she was. (She slapped me)
4) Running into walls and glass doors.
5) Tripping into and out of a school bus.
6) Almost dropping a backpack out of a school bus.

Too many to name.

 

[polysisterchick]

gosh... so many

-walking into glass doors
-i've fallen up stairs (like others)
-i've tripped on AIR
-i've apologized to a pole when i ran into it.
-i've pushed on the wrong pedal when driving (thankfully, no accidents)

and i think is the most idiotic thing i've done that i can remember at this point of time:
I tried to cartwheel down the stairs...

 

[caitlin]

I didn't go to school more than 40 percent of the time in ninth grade, so I failed every single class. :bangs head against desk:

 

[stitchgonecrazy]

walking into a lamp post
i fell in a big bush and got sort lost
attemting to be mary poppins by going down the handle bars near the stairs and fell off
fell down and (up) stairs
jumped of a swing and landed on my face
lean on a door and the opining and i went flying though
running for the and a car slash me with loads off water
and lots more i am the walking acceident

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Oh yeah, I've also walked into a pole after band practice. That really hurt.​

 

[BandGeek911]

Do Idiotic things said count?


I was looking for a quote to put in my speech and I saw "There is no try, either do or do not." So I wanted to figure out who said that. I ask my mom

"Mom, which president said 'There is no try, either do or do not.' ?"

Her reply "A president said that? Well, I dunno"

My little brother was in the room at the time and he overheard us.

"Melissa. Yoda said that."


President? Where did I get that?

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Stupid things I've done with my brothers:

-Sliding down a flight of twelve stairs on our backsides, feet first, full speed.
-Sliding down the same flight of stairs on our stomachs, head first, full speed.
-Sliding down the same flight of stairs on our backs, head first, full speed.
-Creating a makeshift ladder out of 2x4’s and warehouse pallets (no nails) and using it to climb onto the roof.
-Climbing to the roof of an aluminum shed and sliding off into the snow.
-Tying wire shelves together with twist ties, propping them up on various levels of boxes and cabinets, and sliding down in a laundry basket.
-Sliding down the 10-step wooden basement staircase in a laundry basket.
-Climbing into the clothes dryer and having a sibling turn it on for five seconds.
-Plugging a can opener halfway into the outlet (so that half of the metal is still exposed) and touching the contacts of a Christmas lightbulb to the contacts of the plug. (No parts of the lightbulb were ever seen again).
-Squirting a big glob of hand lotion onto the counter top and spraying it with lye-based oven cleaner. (I never knew that hand lotion could turn bright green.)
-Jumping from the top of the 12-step staircase into a pile of couch pillows.
-Digging a “mine tunnel” under the backyard. (Thank goodness we didn’t come across any power lines.)



We sure did some stupid things!

 

[JediDan2773]

1) Putting my matress and my brothers on the steps and proceeding to slide down them. We had fun, though.
2) Fell down going down the hill to the bus stop (the grass was dewey) on the second day of High School.
3) Playing football (tackle) in the house. We broke a bell from Ireland. Luckily, my aunt went a month later and found the same bell.

Good times, stupid, but good.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Ooh I really wanna say something that my friend did once.
I gave her a peanut (still in the shell).
She put the whole thing in her mouth.
I yelled at her to take it out.
She didn't know you were supposed to crack it.
So I tell her to crack it.
She did it with her mouth.

 

[AceZathura]

Laugh, and Die... I had to get four stitches in my head after I ran into a wall with a panty hose and a tennis ball tied to my head, at church!!!

 

[Sparx]

You don't have the time...