I'd like to offer a drink...

[The Mayor]

We are leaving in the middle of the night for Austin. The mandatory evacuation starts at 6 a.m. Okay now I know I'm a drunk. I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of malibu and a 4 pack of strawberry margaritas for the hotel room.

Damn Marci...my thoughts and prayers will be with you and everyone else...stay safe and I hope the hurricane misses so you can go back home soon

 

[The Mayor]

You're Googling skills are unmatched

 

[The Mayor]

That cooler attached to the floating cabana is filled with beer.

YEAH BABY

 

[The Mayor]

I want to be on that cabana righ tnow

But you can't have any beer ...you already said you'd give me all yours

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Just popping in to offer Swedish Meatball a bloody mary. I hear you are fond of them

OMG you are an evil woman. I just pee'd myself a little.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You're Googling skills are unmatched

I have the points to prove it.

 

[The Mayor]

I have the points to prove it.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

: I just pee'd myself a little.

Mission accomplished. Now I will leave you to your thread. But remember, I can pop up just about anywhere.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Mission accomplished. Now I will leave you to your thread. But remember, I can pop up just about anywhere.

I've noticed, stalkah.

 

[The Mayor]

Mission accomplished. Now I will leave you to your thread. But remember, I can pop up just about anywhere.

Me too

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You look good on your knees. Now go whip me up some brownies.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Me too

Show me.

 

[ImMarcik]

You look good on your knees. Now go whip me up some brownies.

Don't forget to pack some up for me to take on my trip.

 

[The Mayor]

Show me.

Only for those that are worth it...but this song comes to mind


Pull the string and I'll wink at you, I'm your puppet
I'll do funny things if you want me to, I'm your puppet

I'll be yours to have and to hold
Darling you've got full control of your puppet

Pull another string and I'll kiss your lips, I'm your puppet
Snap your finger and I'll turn you some flips, I'm your puppet

Your every wish is my command
All you gotta do is wiggle your little hand
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

I'm just a toy, just a funny boy
That makes you laugh when you're blue
I'll be wonderful, do just what I'm told
I'll do anything for you
I'm your puppet, I'm your puppet

Pull them little strings and I'll sing you a song, I'm your puppet
Make me do right or make me do wrong, I'm your puppet

Treat me good and I'll do anything
I'm just a puppet an you hold my string, I'm your puppet
Yeah, I'm your puppet

Walking, talking, living, loving puppet
I'm hanging on a string girl, I'll do anything now

I'm a walking, talking, living, loving puppet, and I love you

I'm a smiling happy face when you want me to
Even make you happy when you're feeling blue


Time to cut the strings there kid

 

[The Mayor]

You look good on your knees. Now go whip me up some brownies.

 

[The Mayor]

Don't forget to pack some up for me to take on my trip.

I don't usually share my beer or chocolate but I'll make an exception this time

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Do I really need to explain this to you?? Well see, you were bowing down on your knees, and so as long as you were worshipping me, I thought I'd get you to go bake me some brownies since I was having a craving. Now it just sounds queer.

 

[The Mayor]

Do I really need to explain this to you?? Well see, you were bowing down on your knees, and so as long as you were worshipping me, I thought I'd get you to go bake me some brownies since I was having a craving. Now it just sounds queer.

As long as all that makes sense to you

 

[ImMarcik]

I am so exhuasted. Of course I am having a margarita. I had to get up at 1:30 a.m. and was in the car just about 12 hours. Just wanted to let y'all know i'm out of the storm.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I am so exhuasted. Of course I am having a margarita. I had to get up at 1:30 a.m. and was in the car just about 12 hours. Just wanted to let y'all know i'm out of the storm.

I've been thinking about you all day. I'm glad you guys are safe.