I Wonder Why __________

[MeanLaureen]

I was thinking about things earlier when I tried to go back to bed. No good comes of that. I found myself on a theme and thought it would be fun to do on the CB.

Fill in the blank!
I wonder why ______________

I wonder why men always seem to drive in the lane completely opposite of where you need to be for your turn on a 6 lane highway - and then at the last moment frantically try to get over through traffic.

I wonder why my blind dog can find the newspaper to tinkle on in emergencies but we just can't get the puppy to get the hang of it.

I wonder why I can't sleep late on the days I have off from work but when I have to work I can't get myself out of bed.


Anyone else have any wonder whys?

 

[Pop Daddy]

answer to first "why", when you got to get over look for a women to pull in front of, there least liklely to get a gun and shoot you.

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

Senior citizens get discounts and I don't?

 

[momm2four]

I wonder why my children, who have to be threatened with death to get up at 7:15 on school mornings, can bounce out of bed at 7:00 on Saturday mornings just as bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as they can be.

I wonder why my DH, who would go into work even if he had a severed hand, can't empty the dishwasher at home if he has the smallest sniffle.

Lori P.

 

[chell]

Originally posted by MeanLaureen
I wonder why I can't sleep late on the days I have off from work but when I have to work I can't get myself out of bed.

I often wonder the exact same thing!

I'm always wondering why this and why that, but I can't think of a thing right now.

I wonder why I can't think of things when I need to.

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

. . . my children can't put both socks in the hamper. I am always looking for AWAL socks.

Lori

 

[joshsmom]

. . . .I ALWAYS come in half-way through Disney shows on the Travel Channel and really good movies!!!

 

[IloveDMB]

Originally posted by momm2four
I wonder why my DH, who would go into work even if he had a severed hand, can't empty the dishwasher at home if he has the smallest sniffle.

Couldn't help laughing, because my father is sick right now witha cold and he won't even bring his plate to the sink. But he would go to work. That's so bad

I wonder why people have to wait for a parking spot when there is an open one 2 spots away.

I wonder why I always pick the wrong line at Costco.

 

[joshsmom]

I wonder why some people can get away (practically with MURDER) but if I go 5 miles over the speed limit, I'm on the latest episode of COPS!!

 

[nativetxn]

I wonder why I can't wire money to my niece's bank account because I don't sign on the account? I'm not trying to take money <i>out</i> I'm trying to make a <b>deposit</b> for heaven's sake

 

[msdznyduck]

I wonder why everyone knows when there are clean dishes in the dishwasher, and take from there, but can't put them away in the cabinets.

I wonder why they know where they are in the cabinets when they want something, but when they do (rarely) put them away, its..."Where does this go MOM??"

 

[JoenAdamnErinnSam]

I wonder why my DS can score 123 on an IQ Test(BTW-I beat him with a 127!!!) but can't remeber ANYTHING I tell him for more than 10 seconds...and can't see all the stuff he leaves in his wake..I was just talking to my friend about this and she said.."don't you wish it was required that they have a magnet on them..so that when they leave a room..all their stuff goes with them??lol

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

I wonder why my kids have selective hearing. They can hear "do you want a snack" but they NEVER hear pick up your toys.

 

[KatelynnsAuntie]

I wonder why it is that whenever I clean out the litter box one of the cats will then immediately make a deposit.

(Hey! This is my 500th post!)

 

[disneydragon]

Originally posted by IloveDMB
I wonder why I always pick the wrong line at Costco.

I know the answer to this one. It's a curse. I have been afflicted with it for years.

 

[doxdogy]

I wonder why my neighbors decided to have a tree taken down out of their backyard today, at 8:00 this morning.

 

[Mad4Mickey]

I wonder why ....My DH can cook when on shift for 12 guys but he cant even fix toast for the kids and I ?

 

[Stepharoonie!]

I wonder why senior citizens (NOT ALL!) have to steal sugar packets and take them home.

I wonder why Florida is so dang hot.

I wonder why the third hand on a watch is called the second hand?

 

[cruisnfamily]

Originally posted by Stepharoonie!
I wonder why the third hand on a watch is called the second hand?

 

[JDY]

I wonder why there is Braille on drive up ATMs

I wonder why they put life jackets under airplane seats instead of parachutes.