I was working in the lab late one night

[Lessa of Pern]

when my eyes beheld an eerie sight...

 

[luvmydogs]

For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...

 

[Serena]

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

 

[SPAM]

oh yes... i love the monster mash!

 

[Lessa of Pern]

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes