I was attacked by a spider!

[eeyoreiscool]

This reminds me of poor DW before we were married. She calls me up to tell me a spider is running across her apartment floor and she is following it with the vacuum cleaner trying to suck him up. But the spider is faster than she is having to dodge furniture. It finally ran into the corner and she could get him but wondered if he could climb out of the vacuum bag.

Now I get all spider squishing duties.

 

[RickinNYC]

Didn't we talk about this once before? Didn't we all come to the agreement that there will be no more posts about spiders? DIDN'T WE? I believe we did.

Now I have to fumigate my apartment again.

 

[imsorry]

I have the cutest little collar for my pet spider. Everyone says how cute he looks when I walk him. He sleeps on the pillow next to me. His favorite food is cheez doodles.

 

[Loubon]

Did I mention that my twin sister was standing naked next to me?