John, I tried my hardest to hijack the Bob Club and start a John Club, but I just didn't have any luck. If it weren't you telling Bob to lick the windows, people wouldn't feel sorry for him. But, it just didn't fly. I'm not sure if it's because people hear the name "John Club" and they think they need to be a frequent visitor of restrooms to be a member or what. But, I tried, I really tried.
We could be called the 
We could call him and see if he's busy. He might enjoy being the head of our group.

You know, I never would have guessed that.
Ook.