I see the future mon and it's not pretty

[Miss Cleo]

I'm sorry it took me so long to get back to you dear. Since my professional psychic career has taken a nose dive. I got myself a little job at 7-11. Since my "checks in the mail" never seem to arrive I have to pay the bills somehow. It isn't that bad though, at least I know when I'm about to be robbed before it happens. I get free slurpies too. They clear my mind.

Anyhoo...

I see you will be leaving your husband for a man named Agusto. You will move to Puerto Rico to live with him and run his banana plantation. He isn't much to look at but he is loaded. You will be attracted to him when he puts a hose cart together blindfolded and one hand tied behind his back. Seems odd to me but I guess that will excite you!

 

[cynsaun]

Oh dear sweet Miss Cleo...I am glad at least you are getting free slurpies!

I must say, I had no idea Agusto was interested in me! What will I ever do with all the banana money?

Thanks Miss Cleo!! The future is clear!!

 

[Pooh67_68]

Miss Cleo
Along with cash, what kind of cake would you like? I love to bake and will gladly send one in exchange for your visions.

 

[Miss Cleo]

Ooooh what a sweet child! I love chocolate cake with chocolate icing.

I know what kind you like..... Red Velvet! Am I right?

 

[Dizkneenurse]

Gotta say, one of the best laughs in a long while....

Thanks, Miss Cleo!!




heidi

 

[OhMari]

bump

I want to see if the prediction for Moderator MeanLaureen has come true yet.

 

[Pooh67_68]

Miss Cleo
Oooh Red Velvet.

 

[Jungle Skipper]

What about me Miss Cleo?

Jungle Josh