I need a JOKE

[MemoryMakers2669]

Anyone have a funny simple joke...like you ask the person a question and then the answer is . Dirty jokes are welcome!

 

[KAMKIM]

Sorry it wasn't a joke you could ask someone but it's still funny LOL

 

[FergieTCat]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[jenm2878]

My DH told me a cute one the other day.

What do you get when you have a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken brown-cow (said in the tune of bad porno music - bow chicka bow bow)

 

[KAMKIM]

My DH told me a cute one the other day.

What do you get when you have a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken brown-cow (said in the tune of bad porno music - bow chicka bow bow)

 

[diznygirl]

Where does a general keep his armies?

Up his sleevies!


What is green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls from a tree?

A pool table!

 

[lovetoscrap]

Dirty jokes are welcome!

Not on the DIS! Remember they have to be "family friendly" and should not contain profanity.

 

[pixiewings71]

My kids used to love this one....

Q. What's green with wheels?

A. Grass, I was just kidding about the wheels.

They used to tell that over and over and over and over.....LOL

 

[shrubber]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

 

[::Snow_White::]

At a resturant on a table there were two olives. One olive rolled off the side of the table and the other olive rolled to the edge and asked "Are you okay?" The olive on the ground said "Olive."


My mom told me this one and I laughed for hours.

 

[Micca]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[FSUDisneyGirl]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Not yo' cheese! (Nacho cheese)







They liked it at the Laugh Floor Comedy Club, too!

 

[Pikester]

How do you catch a unique butterfly?

U-Nique up on it!

 

[Cheshire Figment]

There were these two broccolis walking down the street. One of them got hit by a careening truck. It was terrible, broken stems and crushed buds.

An ambulance was called and took the injured broccoli to the hospital, the friend rode along. The friend waited anxiously outside the Emergency Room doors.

Finally a doctor came out and said "I have good news and bad news". The good news is we were able to take care of the broken stems and save many of the damaged buds. The bad news is that he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.



















































Maybe a little longer than you wanted, but...

 

[manning]

There was a moth flying around and a man was throwing moth crystals at it but kept missing it. Another man remarked at his inability to hit it. "Oh, I'm doing it on purpose. I can't watch a moth bawl.

 

[jlima]

What's Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
























Jungle Bells.