Ever since I booked my flight and hotel and bought my WDW tickets online I keep having this dream.
Iits like I'm in the middle of one of those soap operas where there's this flashback and the screen gets wavy and everybody talks like they're in an echo chamber and there's this voice like Gloria Estafans repeating over and over ..."you are going to WDW all by yourself?...yourself..yoursel.....your...yo...and get a fastpass and be a thrillseeker..(.laughing cynically) you?..you? ..You? Then Leslie Neilsen comes out of nowhere and throws a glass of icewater in my face, grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me yelling..."you've got to get ahold of yourself..yourself..yourself....listen to me...to me...me..me..I know You have what it takes to ride those rides like Space Mission..and ..yes..people have been known to lose their their lipstick and , or, thier cellphone but that's no excuse...excuse..exucse..cuse...cuse...and then Dr Phil appears before me with raised eyebrows and an impatiant look .."you can't keep runnning away...away....away...way...from the fun rides at WDW all your life..life..life...that's like living only half a life or three quarters or even one tenth of your life..you have got to look at yourself in the mirrror....and face yourself and say ...I can do it...I can do it..it...it..it.
Then I wake up in a cold sweat..I look at my bag in the corner. It's already packed even though I don't leave til the day after Christmas and I'm allright.
Yes, everything is cool. I take a deep breath. Sure, I could have gone to Laughlin, Nevada but ..no. Now I am confident I will have a fun time at WDW. It's my first trip there. After all..if little tikes can go on those rides why can't I?
And now I am even more excited about going to WDW. It will be fun.
I will bring bottled water and a tuna fish sandwich. I will be there when the rope drops. I'm restless. I'm ready. Perhaps a family will ask me to take their picture. I sure hope they have a big LCD on their digital camera. It makes it so much easier for me to take pictures. I will enjoy WDW and tell my seatmate on my flight backhome about all my adventures.
I can hardly wait for the moment to come when I will board my flight for Orlando!
Now, if I just didn't have to sleep between now and then.
Iits like I'm in the middle of one of those soap operas where there's this flashback and the screen gets wavy and everybody talks like they're in an echo chamber and there's this voice like Gloria Estafans repeating over and over ..."you are going to WDW all by yourself?...yourself..yoursel.....your...yo...and get a fastpass and be a thrillseeker..(.laughing cynically) you?..you? ..You? Then Leslie Neilsen comes out of nowhere and throws a glass of icewater in my face, grabs me by the shoulders and shakes me yelling..."you've got to get ahold of yourself..yourself..yourself....listen to me...to me...me..me..I know You have what it takes to ride those rides like Space Mission..and ..yes..people have been known to lose their their lipstick and , or, thier cellphone but that's no excuse...excuse..exucse..cuse...cuse...and then Dr Phil appears before me with raised eyebrows and an impatiant look .."you can't keep runnning away...away....away...way...from the fun rides at WDW all your life..life..life...that's like living only half a life or three quarters or even one tenth of your life..you have got to look at yourself in the mirrror....and face yourself and say ...I can do it...I can do it..it...it..it.
Then I wake up in a cold sweat..I look at my bag in the corner. It's already packed even though I don't leave til the day after Christmas and I'm allright.
Yes, everything is cool. I take a deep breath. Sure, I could have gone to Laughlin, Nevada but ..no. Now I am confident I will have a fun time at WDW. It's my first trip there. After all..if little tikes can go on those rides why can't I?
And now I am even more excited about going to WDW. It will be fun.
I will bring bottled water and a tuna fish sandwich. I will be there when the rope drops. I'm restless. I'm ready. Perhaps a family will ask me to take their picture. I sure hope they have a big LCD on their digital camera. It makes it so much easier for me to take pictures. I will enjoy WDW and tell my seatmate on my flight backhome about all my adventures.
I can hardly wait for the moment to come when I will board my flight for Orlando!
Now, if I just didn't have to sleep between now and then.
