I Just Dont Get It..At All

[Axel]

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

 

[Captain Brain]

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

That's great!

 

[BabyPiglet]

It takes a while to get it, sometimes it can be hard...

Oy.

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

I've seriously sat here for 5 minutes laughing at that. I cannot control myself after hearing one of these jokes.

At work one day, my friend said some sort of 'twss' joke, and we stumbled around the store laughing like crazy nuts. We probably should've been fired out how loud we were discussing that too, lol.

 

[Cinderelli16]

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

OMG!
I would be rolling around on the floor laughing. lmfao

 

[StitchfansJr]

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

 

[::Snow_White::]

Our school always puts "in bed" after their fortune in their fortune cookies.
It's so immature but absolutely hilarious.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

For my friends and it we either go :

In bed (it works with EVERY SENTANCE TRY IT!)

and when you take stores or items and say things like

"ILL TJ YOUR MAX!"
or
"I'll captain your crunch!"
or
*my personal favorite that i made up*

If you had the chance to go back in time and meet Orval Redenbacher, would you "pop" his "corn"???


but yeah...

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

My favorite of alltime "thats what she said" though is...from last year.

We were listening to a CD and my friend started to take out the inside slip cover to the CD to look at the lyrics and .(oh gosh this was so great) then all of the sudden my friend was like

"NOO, DONT TAKE IT OUT! ONCE YOU TAKE IT OUT IT WILL GET STUCK, AND WILL NEVER GO BACK IN!!"

and my other friend in the room just stopped and with a blank stare said

"thats.totally.what.she.said..."

and the whole room started cracking up.

and. i was practicing in band with my crush and i needed to pull out my valve because i was a bit flat, but then it came all the way out, and im like "Oh crap" and i tried getting it back in but it wouldnt go and i said "its stuck" and he said "here i'll help you" but it just wouldnt budge

so there we were in a practice room alone together saying "AHHH PUSH!" "NOOOO ITS STUCK!!" "Alright then on three we will both pull it out and then try to put it back in again 1...2..3 *popping noise* YES! Alright lets try this again..."

and seriously someone mustve been watching the entire time because he just BUSTED through the door with a smirk on his face going

"Wow, thats EXACTLY what she said"

xD

 

[cindys_castle2011]

It takes a while to get it, sometimes it can be hard...

THATS WHAT SHE SAIDD!!
sorry, i had to do it..

 

[Captain Brain]

My favorite of alltime "thats what she said" though is...from last year.

We were listening to a CD and my friend started to take out the inside slip cover to the CD to look at the lyrics and .(oh gosh this was so great) then all of the sudden my friend was like

"NOO, DONT TAKE IT OUT! ONCE YOU TAKE IT OUT IT WILL GET STUCK, AND WILL NEVER GO BACK IN!!"

and my other friend in the room just stopped and with a blank stare said

"thats.totally.what.she.said..."

and the whole room started cracking up.

and. i was practicing in band with my crush and i needed to pull out my valve because i was a bit flat, but then it came all the way out, and im like "Oh crap" and i tried getting it back in but it wouldnt go and i said "its stuck" and he said "here i'll help you" but it just wouldnt budge

so there we were in a practice room alone together saying "AHHH PUSH!" "NOOOO ITS STUCK!!" "Alright then on three we will both pull it out and then try to put it back in again 1...2..3 *popping noise* YES! Alright lets try this again..."

and seriously someone mustve been watching the entire time because he just BUSTED through the door with a smirk on his face going

"Wow, thats EXACTLY what she said"

xD

 

[♥Ariel♥]

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

hahaha. i could not stop laughing.

 

[GoofysOnlyGirl]

My friends are always all over "thats what she said" jokes. We say them after almost everything. We have had some pretty good ones before that just made total sense and were so wrong at the same time.
wow we are mature. haha.

 

[DramaQueen]

I live for TWSS! ahahahha.



Possibly the best one ever....I don't think I can repeat on here, but I said something that sounded REALLY dirty (i'll try to explain politely...i had a popsicle stick and i was trying to see how far i could stick it down my throat before i gagged [don't even as my why]...i'm sure you guys can come up wit something along the lines of what i may i said...) and me & my 2 friends mark & eric just looked @ each other for a second and were they like.......'that really is what she said'


we TWSS aaaaaaall the time and i looooove it.

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

The most annoying and gross one happened yesterday.


Me talking about getting a book in my tote bag: IT WON'T FIT!
Cody: That's what she said
Me:

 

[HouseMD1120]

I love twss!

I was at a pancake breakfast with a guys soccer team one time. They had made the pancakes and had eaten a few "to make sure they tasted okay before they served them." So they decided to tell me and my friends all about the experience. One of them said "It was a huge sticky mess, but it tasted good." One of my friends then screams, "Thats what she said!!!" Of course, the room was full of both teens and adults, and the teens started laughing and the adults just glared at us.

 

[ginnygirl102]

I'm in 7th grade and that damn joke is said every 2 seconds -_- it's getting on my nerves.

I mean the first few times I heard it it was pretty funny but now its just retarded.

 

[ginnygirl102]

My favourite time involving a "that's what she said":

Casper (My friend. No joke. That's his name.): OH, GOD! It's too big!
*pause in the entire classroom. Our friend Tom starts to open his mouth*
Casper: *holds up his hand* Dont. Say it.

ok I hate this joke but.....THATS HILARIOUS

 

[rnrlover]

I love the thats what she said jokes rotflmao ..........but sorry for being stupid, buts what it twiss?(p.s. I'm posting from my wii XD!)

 

[Cinderelli16]

Well today I was in my Chemistry class, and we were making something out of play-doh for a project, and I dropped some play-doh, and it went underneath the table, so my partner told me to get it, and I was like, "But I don't want to get on my hands and knees, it's dirty down there!"
And some kid next to me said, "That's what she said" lol
I was laughing so hard, because we were just talking about it on here last night. hahah

I live for TWSS! ahahahha.



Possibly the best one ever....I don't think I can repeat on here, but I said something that sounded REALLY dirty (i'll try to explain politely...i had a popsicle stick and i was trying to see how far i could stick it down my throat before i gagged [don't even as my why]...i'm sure you guys can come up wit something along the lines of what i may i said...) and me & my 2 friends mark & eric just looked @ each other for a second and were they like.......'that really is what she said'


we TWSS aaaaaaall the time and i looooove it.

That's pretty funny. lmfao

 

[HouseMD1120]

I love the thats what she said jokes rotflmao ..........but sorry for being stupid, buts what it twiss?(p.s. I'm posting from my wii XD!)

Thats What She Said.

So the other day I was in the bathroom with one of my friends washing our hands before we ate. I finished before her and we were talking about how the soap I had used didnt foam but her soap did.

Friend: "Well maybe you didnt rub hard enough. Or maybe you didnt use enough. I got 2 squirts instead of one"
Me: "That's what she said!"