I have not read the posts, however

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

An excellent summary of some of the 'hot' threads out there. I was particularly amused at your description of the tween daughter's piecing future.

As to why I compared Mequite, Texas, to the state of New Jersey, the reason is simple: I have never been to either location.

Actually, I should have said 'Houston' since both have shorelines. Houston's is not on the Gulf of Mexico, but is on the ship channel. A nasty place, or so I was told by a friend whom worked as a longshoreman years ago.

Longshoremen do not wear shoulder pads. That is one of the main differences between longshoremen and the housewives of New Jersey.

Longshoremen do not pump their own gas, which is why they are sometimes confused with New Jersey housewives. They simply pull up next to a gas pump and order some young punk to fill up their vehicle.

Wouldn't that be "longshorewomen" in texas?

thats why they don't need to wear sholder pads, they build it up by lifting heavy weights.

 

[LaraK]

I have not read all the posts, but everyone knows that both Texas and Alaska are more than 100 miles from the Atlantic Ocean rendering both irrelevant in most people's lives.

Further, I would like to vent about the rants or rant about the vents, one of the two. I think some people need to drink more.

Further, I'd like to know who does other people's homework on an internet site about Disney? Yes, I'm very proficient in literature and am a pretty solid writer as long as I have spell checker, but I'm not going to do your English homework for you....wait, was that a vent?

 

[OK!]

Further, I'd like to know who does other people's homework on an internet site about Disney? Yes, I'm very proficient in literature and am a pretty solid writer as long as I have spell checker, but I'm not going to do your English homework for you....wait, was that a vent?

For a second, I thought that was prefacing a semi-rant about horribly written/spelled/punctuated posts. 'Cause those drive me ****house. I see some (here and everywhere else) that look to have been created by a random-word generator with quotation marks sprinkled throughout in the same manner one would festoon a cupcake. I probably shouldn't care but I'm fresh outta youngsters to be mean to and if I don't have an outlet for my crabbiness I'm afraid my head will explode.

 

[LaraK]

For a second, I thought that was prefacing a semi-rant about horribly written/spelled/punctuated posts. 'Cause those drive me ****house. I see some (here and everywhere else) that look to have been created by a random-word generator with quotation marks sprinkled throughout in the same manner one would festoon a cupcake. I probably shouldn't care but I'm fresh outta youngsters to be mean to and if I don't have an outlet for my crabbiness I'm afraid my head will explode.

But if I add random letters it's ok right? KWIM?"

 

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But if I add random letters it's ok right? KWIM?"

Random letters are where it's at. Totally. YMMV.

 

[LaraK]

Also, not that I"ve read all the posts, if some jerk was eating the bacon off my sandwiches, I'd put a little "special sauce" on my sandwich for a few days.

 

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Also, not that I"ve read all the posts, if some jerk was eating the bacon off my sandwiches, I'd put a little "special sauce" on my sandwich for a few days.

Amen. You don't mess with somebody's bacon. That's just wrong on so many levels.

 

[Lintasare]

Not that I have read all the posts but I don't get this whole Alaska/Texas thing. Then again I live in a landlocked state with no sizable bodies of water to speak of. Though it rains quite a bit here. Or as those of you on the East or West coast would call it...wind and dust.

 

[OK!]

This is completely unrelated to anything, though if there were posts about it I'm pretty sure I'd never have read them anyway...I'm watching the Blues-Blue Jackets game right now and the Blues' color guy just commented that someone was having "groinal" issues, but as I was busy not reading posts and therefore not entirely paying attention to the broadcast, I thought he said "groinalicious." That may well be my new favorite word now, though I fear occasions to use it may be few and far between.

 

[LaraK]

This is completely unrelated to anything, though if there were posts about it I'm pretty sure I'd never have read them anyway...I'm watching the Blues-Blue Jackets game right now and the Blues' color guy just commented that someone was having "groinal" issues, but as I was busy not reading posts and therefore not entirely paying attention to the broadcast, I thought he said "groinalicious." That may well be my new favorite word now, though I fear occasions to use it may be few and far between.

Girl one: "Was he a good dancer?"

Girl two: "He was groinalicious!"

 

[MariDisney]

...sprinkled throughout in the same manner one would festoon a cupcake...

I had a festooned cupcake once. It left a strange rash in my mouth, and I couldn't swallow for a week.

 

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I had a festooned cupcake once. It left a strange rash in my mouth, and I couldn't swallow for a week.

Cap'n Crunch does the same thing to me.

ETA: The cereal, not the Cap'n himself, at least not that I know of. But I bet he's a groinalicious dancer.

 

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Girl one: "Was he a good dancer?"

Girl two: "He was groinalicious!"

Now THAT'S some dancin' I'd actually sit down to watch!

 

[SarahandPaul]

Girl one: "Was he a good dancer?"

Girl two: "He was groinalicious!"

Per thread requirements, I haven't read all the posts, but this one made me laugh out loud! My husband is looking at me like I am mentally unstable.

 

[Becky2005]

I haven't read the other posts on this topic, but I think it will always be referred to as the new rule. Even when its old and crusty. JMO

Just like it's referred to as "old gym" in my kid's school. They had a 2nd gym built I think when my DD was in Kindergarten so it's referred to as the "old gym" & "new gym" but the new gym has a real name -- that's because the park district shares it so it has to be called something. All us old folk still call it the "new gym". They took last year to remodel the school & put room names/number locations up -- I walked past the old gym and started laughing -- the room name plaque literally has "old gym" I guess it's official now.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

I would assume that a dollar bill is not enough for a groinalicious dancer? Perhaps a $5 instead?

 

[Pakey]

Wait. Didn't Adam Lambert gain a very long thread here on the CB for being groinalicious?

 

[glitterkittyy]

Girl one: "Was he a good dancer?"

Girl two: "He was groinalicious!"

We're talking about Adam Lambert's AMA performance AGAIN?

 

[OK!]

Wait. Didn't Adam Lambert gain a very long thread here on the CB for being groinalicious?

LMAO!

 

[glitterkittyy]

Wait. Didn't Adam Lambert gain a very long thread here on the CB for being groinalicious?

LOL GMTA!