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Before this thread changes course again and while we are on the topic of cleavage...
who can apply lipstick to their lips while the lipstick is in their cleavage (ala Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club)? DD15 thinks she would like to learn that talent :rolleyes:

I think that is a very noble talent to have.
 
Before this thread changes course again and while we are on the topic of cleavage...
who can apply lipstick to their lips while the lipstick is in their cleavage (ala Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club)? DD15 thinks she would like to learn that talent :rolleyes:

I can see where that could potentially come in very handy, say at the movie theatre when you have a tub of popcorn in one hand and a jumbo soda in the other. The Glamorous Gal on the Go need no longer worry about always looking her best!
 
Before this thread changes course again and while we are on the topic of cleavage...
who can apply lipstick to their lips while the lipstick is in their cleavage (ala Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club)? DD15 thinks she would like to learn that talent :rolleyes:

She should learn, at the very least, so she can include that on her college applications. ;)
 
I have no idea what movie we will see. It's not my pick this time. :sick:

And based on another thread, my response is that I love Adam Lambert.
 

She should learn, at the very least, so she can include that on her college applications. ;)

...which can then be written in lipstick held in her cleavage for that added "WOW!" factor. :thumbsup2
 
Before this thread changes course again and while we are on the topic of cleavage...
who can apply lipstick to their lips while the lipstick is in their cleavage (ala Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club)? DD15 thinks she would like to learn that talent :rolleyes:

Hmm, 15...I think its time to ship her off to the convent.
 
I have no idea what movie we will see. It's not my pick this time. :sick:

And based on another thread, my response is that I love Adam Lambert.

Well I guess I'm a big prude. I loved Adam Lambert on AI and thought he should have won, but that performance was too far over the top. I didn't like his yelling (uh singing) and the rest of it was just much too gratuitous. Then again, I always thought Madonna was too trampy and unnecessarily vulgar, but that's just my opinion.
 
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I think that is a very noble talent to have.
so is this a telent you posess and are willing to teach? ;)

I can see where that could potentially come in very handy, say at the movie theatre when you have a tub of popcorn in one hand and a jumbo soda in the other. The Glamorous Gal on the Go need no longer worry about always looking her best!
very true! That way she wouldn't have to worry about being half lipsticked at the end of the movie! She could reapply it before the credits are over and the lights come on!

She should learn, at the very least, so she can include that on her college applications. ;)

...which can then be written in lipstick held in her cleavage for that added "WOW!" factor. :thumbsup2
I wonder if there could be scholarship money somewhere for this talent? HMMM...

Hmm, 15...I think its time to ship her off to the convent.

I often thought that!
 
On the Adam Lambert issue, I have never seen an episode of AI nor did I watch the awards show.

So this post is to say I don't give a flying flip.
 
Oh, BTW, in the thread about the old codger and the 4 year old boy - I am on Team Farter. Team Farter believes everybody played a role in the situation and no one person was wrong and, furthermore, McDonalds causes farts.


What do you call a person who won't Fart in public?





A private Tooter!


Sorry I couldn't resist.:rotfl2:
 
Well I guess I'm a big prude. I loved Adam Lambert on AI and thought he should have won, but that performance was too far over the top. I didn't like his yelling (uh singing) and the rest of it was just much too gratuitous. Then again, I always thought Madonna was too trampy and unnecessarily vulgar, but that's just my opinion.

Totally agree. I thought it was crudeness for the sake of being crude and shocking and thus was like, "Meh." I've never been a fan, though (of him or AI), and last night's "performance" certainly didn't change my mindset in that regard. :laughing:
 
Is this normal?

Bikini Bumps!

and I just licked it all over

Does this creep anyone out?

Anyone have any crazy/weird eating or food habits?

If food falls in your cleavage do you eat it?

I don't want to but I have to

Ignore my bad

Just wanted to say thank you.

I haven't read all the posts, but I have enjoyed this very much!
 
Winner in the category of Phrases I Never Thought I'd Read on the DIS but Just Did: "leather daddies." :laughing:
 
so is this a telent you posess and are willing to teach? ;)


very true! That way she wouldn't have to worry about being half lipsticked at the end of the movie! She could reapply it before the credits are over and the lights come on!




I wonder if there could be scholarship money somewhere for this talent? HMMM...



I often thought that!

I have a PhD in putting on lipstick. And a Masters in eating out of my cleavage. However I didn't get any scholarship money for it.
 
I haven't read all the posts...but I think that children who misbehave in public deserve to be reprimanded...it takes a village and everything.

Also, I can put a small child in my cleavage, food or lipstick are a piece of cake.

Shirtless white guys are ok...I've even become accustomed to back hair on one.

I have to remember the private tooter joke, my kids will love that. I'll tell them that the next time some old lady yells at them.
 
I need to find out about leather daddies.

Apparently, if you or your kids stay up past 10 on school nights, ABC is ALL OVER THEM. The leather daddies, that is. Not your kids. Or you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
Apparently, if you or your kids stay up past 10 on school nights, ABC is ALL OVER THEM. The leather daddies, that is. Not your kids. Or you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm still :confused3 Does this have anything to do with Adam Lambert at the AMA's?
 
I'm still :confused3 Does this have anything to do with Adam Lambert at the AMA's?

Bingo. Unless leather daddies have started being mean to kids while collecting for various holiday charities. And believe me when I tell you that an angry leather daddy is no fun during the holidays*. Don't ask how I know. I just know.





*especially one with moobs.
 
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