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[NHdisneylover]

Random things I have learned on the DIS in the last day or two:

Dan is a really nice guy

Frank hate mayonaise

Seafood residu can remain on VHS tapes for over a week

Only trivial pursuits can be defined as hobbies (but can playing Trivial Pursuit)

It's ALL about glitter kitty

many frequent travelers are happy to live in squalor

woman who use epidurals are better than those who don't--wait no its the other way around--wait no no women are just better than men--no no, well someone is better than someone somehow

Cinderella is real (so is Mickey Mouse)

Horses sleep standing up or sitting down

people who have long courtships often stay married a long time--so do people who have short courtships

splenda does not make good cookies

Who needed kindergarten?! All I ever needed to knwo I learned on the DIS

 

[legalsea]

Random things I have learned on the DIS in the last day or two:

Dan is a really nice guy

Frank hate mayonaise

Seafood residu can remain on VHS tapes for over a week

Only trivial pursuits can be defined as hobbies (but can playing Trivial Pursuit)

It's ALL about glitter kitty

many frequent travelers are happy to live in squalor

woman who use epidurals are better than those who don't--wait no its the other way around--wait no no women are just better than men--no no, well someone is better than someone somehow

Cinderella is real (so is Mickey Mouse)

Horses sleep standing up or sitting down

people who have long courtships often stay married a long time--so do people who have short courtships

splenda does not make good cookies

Who needed kindergarten?! All I ever needed to knwo I learned on the DIS

That is an excellent summary! Indeed, if you could do so once a day, it would save a lot of us a lot of time! I would simply log on, read your summary, log off!

I do disagree about the horses. I know there has to be a third alternative, I just can't think what it is.

 

[Scurvy]

Horses sleep standing up or sitting down

I don't think so! Lying down, maybe, but not sitting down. Well, maybe if someone gave one a really comfy chair, but how often does that happen?

 

[NHdisneylover]

I don't think so! Lying down, maybe, but not sitting down. Well, maybe if someone gave one a really comfy chair, but how often does that happen?

Well I have had to have so many dirnks in our little game that I got confused it's leagalesea's third option

 

[Briarmom]

Well I have had to have so many dirnks in our little game that I got confused it's leagalesea's third option

No fair! It's 9:30 pm where you are. You can drink.

 

[Stacerita]

Random things I have learned on the DIS in the last day or two:

Dan is a really nice guy

Frank hate mayonaise

Seafood residu can remain on VHS tapes for over a week

Only trivial pursuits can be defined as hobbies (but can playing Trivial Pursuit)

It's ALL about glitter kitty

many frequent travelers are happy to live in squalor

woman who use epidurals are better than those who don't--wait no its the other way around--wait no no women are just better than men--no no, well someone is better than someone somehow

Cinderella is real (so is Mickey Mouse)

Horses sleep standing up or sitting down

people who have long courtships often stay married a long time--so do people who have short courtships

splenda does not make good cookies

Who needed kindergarten?! All I ever needed to knwo I learned on the DIS

I may have to re read that thread, I thought it was all about me.

 

[Diznotyzed]

I totally agree that parents these days are not adequately teaching their children that you don't poke pooh pants that don't belong to you. I raised my kids to only poke their own pooh pants, and when I was a kid we weren't allowed to poke pooh pants at all!

Oh wait, are we past that part of the discussion? Never mind.

 

[irishbosoxfan]

Seriously I have to be careful when I think of that story. Thinking of it while at a party and getting the snort laugh
Remembering it while at Midnight Mass in a Church you don't normally attend and getting the snort laugh
My older brother once pooped in a training potty that was a part of a JC Penny's baby display. (he was three) My parents turned to see why a crowd had gathered around the display and why they were laughing and there he was...
My brothers have poo problems!

You had me rolling with the first tale of brotherly poo but this one set off the giggle meter big time because I have my own story like this.

When I was real little my family took a walk downtown. As we were walking my little sister had to go pee,my mom told her she had to wait till we seen a bathroom.

We came up on a hardware store and my dad took her in and asked if she could use their bathroom and they said yes so my dad started looking around while she was going. My mom and I were waiting out front for them looking at the displays in the windows when we see my sister walk into one of them.

It was a display for a bathroom and featured a toilet. My sister dropped trou and started going. My mom's hollering at her to stop,my sisters waving at us and I was wondering why they didn't have curtains in their bathroom to cover the windows because everyone could see you going.

My mom ran into the store and told the guy what was going on and he said don't worry about it they'd clean it up. Well as we left and continued our walk my sister tells us about how she could see us and how they had no toilet paper and no water to flush her poop.

It was a long time before we walked that section of downtown again.

 

[Philagoofy]

I've been away for just a little while & look how many pages this is now. I don't want to have to read all the posts so could someone tell me what we're talking about now?

 

[Briarmom]

I've been away for just a little while & look how many pages this is now. I don't want to have to read all the posts so could someone tell me what we're talking about now?

NHDisneylover is drunk which may lead to Yam allergies or vomiting on guest towels.

 

[legalsea]

I totally agree that parents these days are not adequately teaching their children that you don't poke pooh pants that don't belong to you. I raised my kids to only poke their own pooh pants, and when I was a kid we weren't allowed to poke pooh pants at all!

Oh wait, are we past that part of the discussion? Never mind.

Actually, your point cannot be repeated too often! I would suggest copy and pasting into every new thread that pops up, as a first response.

 

[just4today]

What page was the poo story on? I thought I wanted to say something about that, but now I forgot what it was.

 

[legalsea]

What page was the poo story on? I thought I wanted to say something about that, but now I forgot what it was.

I believe page 3. Most of my threads end up with poo discussion; this time we got all the way to page three before it started! A new record!

 

[glitterkittyy]

I totally agree that parents these days are not adequately teaching their children that you don't poke pooh pants that don't belong to you. I raised my kids to only poke their own pooh pants, and when I was a kid we weren't allowed to poke pooh pants at all!

Oh wait, are we past that part of the discussion? Never mind.

Dang what did Pooh ever do to you to cause all this pooh poking?!?

What are your feelings on Piglet?

 

[just4today]

My brother sat in a big pile of poo on a McDonalds bench once.
He sat up and we were like "Umm Kenny there's something on your pants...it kinda' looks like you sat in a... (and then a draft from the door blew our way) OH MY GOD!!! IT'S POO!!!! You totally sat in a giant pile of poo!!! Kenny! How on earth did you eat your entire lunch and not know you were sitting on POO????
There was a lot of laughing, and gagging, and I'm pretty sure my SIL peed her pants!!
There may have been a four year old in sight when my brother stripped off his pants in the middle of the restaurant and ran out in horror. He left the poo pants on the floor. I'll bet if there was a 4 year old there, he poked those poo pants uninvited. I mean he might have left them on the floor, but they were my brothers pants. You shouldn't poke poo pants that don't belong to you. It's rude is what I'm sayin'
To this day we haven't decided if the poo was from a child or an old person, but my moneys on the old person. Some of them look shifty. Like they might purposely plant poo piles.
I don't eat inside fast food restaurants anymore.

Oh yeah. I was going to suggest that perhaps the poo-maker was a special snowflake whose parents didn't want to prohibit his or her free expression. After all, it was McDonald's and people should expect that sort of thing there, right?

 

[Diznotyzed]

What are your feelings on Piglet?

Oh man, do not get me started on Piglet pooh, especially if he's been eating peanuts!

 

[estherhead]

True, the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane" will be "Peanuts on a Plane". I, like many, will be waiting for Samuel L. Jackson to say his famous phrase:

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these (&!%^&) peanuts on this plane!"

He will then kick butt!

I was being mildly amused by this thread, trying to decide if I should post my own nonsense. And then this made me laugh out loud and I am currently still laughing.

Now, I haven't had time to read this entire thread as I am swamped with all the CSI's I need to catch up on. But is it just me or is there no Jon & Kate on this thread? I thought they were supposed to be everywhere, so why are you all shirking your responsibilities and leaving them off this thread?

I, too, hate mayo. No one ever makes concessions for me though so I suppose I am unloved by all.

Epidurals should be available to everyone at all times, as should handicap parking spaces.

As for turkeys, I hear they need made. And that lots of people are about to make them. Cool. I made my non-mayo containing frozen mashed potato recipe up last week and it is in my freezer.

Am I allowed to comment on crazy threads from other boards on this giant community? And not just on the community board? Because I have a TON to say about multiple dining reservations when you are not even going to WDW, 16 year olds being pushed in strollers used as battering rams, and, or course, refillable mugs being used at local McDonald's.

 

[Caropooh]

I totally agree that parents these days are not adequately teaching their children that you don't poke pooh pants that don't belong to you. I raised my kids to only poke their own pooh pants, and when I was a kid we weren't allowed to poke pooh pants at all!

Oh wait, are we past that part of the discussion? Never mind.

HEY!!!! I take offense to all of this poking of my pants! NO POKING ALLOWED!!!!

 

[Wendy31]

Flame Alert! Flame Alert!

New Thread is up! The North vs. the South & which ones walk across the street faster! Get your comment in now before there are too many pages to read.

For the record, if it's a Wal-Mart, the patrons walk exceedingly slowly - whether they're Yankees or Rebels. Yeah, I'm a Wal-Mart hater.

 

[Briarmom]

Flame Alert! Flame Alert!

New Thread is up! The North vs. the South & which ones walk across the street faster! Get your comment in now before there are too many pages to read.

For the record, if it's a Wal-Mart, the patrons walk exceedingly slowly - whether they're Yankees or Rebels. Yeah, I'm a Wal-Mart hater.

I HATE Wal-Mart!